Ashely Olsen Makes Out With Jared Leto
Tags: ashley olsen, hook up, jared leto, make out
If Pete Doherty’s nipples didn’t melt your panties earlier, ladies, allow me to present a little hot tongue-on-tongue Jared Leto/Ashely Olsen action. Us Weekly says
Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36 — who dated briefly in 2005 — turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A. on Jan. 12. “They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.
Think “Ethran, warlock of the Coven of Rasehmen” sucking face with a 45-year old diabetic meth addict turned truck stop prostitute. Then punch yourself in the stomach a couple of times, shove a trout in your mouth and finish up with a thorough dusting cigarette butts and eyeliner. It’s pretty much the same thing as making out with the two of them, only minus the pussy emo soundtrack and the dead animal skins.
Ashely doing a little Sabbat shopping with the coven last month:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
aren’t there laws against necrophilia?
Jan 17th, 2008
Veggi
I bet those girls with her are a size 4.
Jan 17th, 2008
Gingerly
I wonder what it’s like to kiss an always pre-pubescant looking anorexic sex-recepticle.
Jan 17th, 2008
abby
Like making out with a sewer rat.
Jan 17th, 2008
p0nk
can you get STDs from a sewer rat? because that might be the deciding factor here.
Jan 17th, 2008
Ally
Lol…It’d probably be a better article if those were pics of Ashley instead of Mary-Kate…
Jan 18th, 2008
Melissa Maples
We need to hook her up with Pete Doherty… then the world will be right on Halloween.
Jan 18th, 2008
Ames
Hate to tell you, but those pics are of Mary-Kate
Jan 18th, 2008
abby
Really? God, I swear I put “Ashely Olsen” in a search engine this is what turned up. The photos were labeled and everything. Just like those ones of Gwyneth in “London” the other day that turned out to be New York. Anyway, aren’t MK and Ashely twins? Let’s just call it even, then.
Jan 18th, 2008
pauliita!
peopleee! these pic re of mary-kate! xDDDD! really you think she’s ashley? pff.. you have a lot of things to learn about olsen twins! she’s mk im sure! kiss! paula from spain.
Jan 18th, 2008
sonya
Knowing a whole lot about the Olsen twins is NOT something I would be bragging about.
You’ve REALLY been attracting the freaks, Abby.
Jan 19th, 2008
sammy
wat was jared thinking he could do much betta i mean look at him and he should go for people his own age i mean come o ashly olsen and paris hilton!! but i stil luv him x
Jan 25th, 2008
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