Jan 18, 2008
Fergie’s Fly Was Down
Tags: Fergie, new zealand
Fergie opened for The Police yesterday in Wellington, New Zealand and spent the entire performance traipsing around stage with her zipper wide open. Not as embarrassing as, say, pissing your pants while performing, but still pretty damn embarrassing. On a positive note, at least her wiener didn’t work its way out and her wig didn’t fall off. Thus her true identity as Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes was safe for yet another day! From the Sacred Scrolls, 29th Scroll, 6th Verse: Beware the beast man, for he is the devil’s pawn. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death!1
1 Also, he smells like pee.
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p0nk
meanwhile Hans and Franz can’t decide whether to be excited or frightened at the prospects of what fergiemeister might pull out of there.
Jan 18th, 2008
abby
I bet they tried to subtly motion to her that her fly was down and she just thought it was some kind of sexy crotch-oriented dance move. Most dance moves are crotch-oriented, you know. That’s why I try to generate mine from the upper chest, like the Roger Rabbit. It stands out in a crowd.
Jan 18th, 2008
mike g
Never seen pics with Fergie and her lattest videos on http://www.WhyFame.com
Jan 18th, 2008
p0nk
i’m particularly fond of that dance move Akon pulled in Trinidad a while back.
Jan 18th, 2008
abby
Chuck a Schmuck, was it?
Jan 18th, 2008
Melissa Maples
Run, Josh, run! Poor man.
Jan 19th, 2008
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