Lindsay Lohan Heads For The Morgue
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, morgue
Linday Lohan is heading to the morgue, but not in a body bag the way I’d hoped. TMZ says
Lindsay Lohan will have to spend some time at the morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor DUI, her powerhouse lawyer, Blair Berk, told a judge on Thursday. She did the two months of rehab as well as some community service at the Red Cross. Her two days at the morgue and then at an ER are to help show her what could happen.
I hope she got out her pen and some carbons and sent the entire L.A. County courthouse her personal thanks, because only a Hollywood judge would think sending Lindsay Lohan into a room full of chemicals and rigor mortis would teach her a valuable life lesson. They should have just said “See what happens when you drink and drive?” before they turned her loose in a field full of helpless erections and fluffy clouds of crystal meth. It’s better than her birthday, Christmas and Anal Day all rolled into one!
Lindsay Lohan at the Cloverfield premiere yesterday:
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open mouth jones
All hail Anal Day!
Jan 18th, 2008
p0nk
it’s a shame that headline doesn’t read “Lindsay Lohan’s Head In The Morgue”
Jan 18th, 2008
RichPort
Oh shit… I thought it said, Head of the Borg… last time I mix Star Trek and weed…
Jan 18th, 2008
abby
Or “Lindsay Lohan Gives Head in the Morgue.”
Jan 18th, 2008
Gingerly
Tihs is just wishful thinking, but wouldn’t it be nice if someone beat her over the head with an amputated elbow and when she was out, they’d embalm her? If only.
Jan 18th, 2008
Karen C
Why on earth do these people self tan – look at her friggin feet – ewwwwwwwww. Well, i guess i should just say “look at her!” – EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jan 18th, 2008
open mouth jones
I’m bored. Who wants to smoke em if you got em?
Jan 18th, 2008
nordo
Why must the dead suffer?
It’s so unfair
Jan 20th, 2008
psilocybe
i think its wonderfull they made her go to a morge with as much blow as she does it seems they merly got her to where she will be soon enough
Jan 24th, 2008
Antonella
mmm… nice baby
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good quality…
Oct 6th, 2009
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