Quickies: Star Light, Star Bright
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A one-woman Rosie O’Donnell show for the masochist in all of us. (MollyGood)
Brain fart! Who smelt it? The “Blonde Ambition” real-time review! (Pajiba)
Kate Moss makes for a sad, sad clown. (Best Week Ever)
But Clay Aiken, on the other hand, makes a swell gay leprechaun! They’d make a great misfit justice league. (City Rag)
Sure, Lee Lee’s boobs are nice, but what about those panties? (Celeb Slam)
Old Man Willis enters pee-paw-dom. (Hollywood Headache)
You can tell from her new look that Hannah Montana totally does anal. (Websters)
Salma Hayek unveils her perfect post-baby body. (Use My Computer)
What would happen if the Sixth Sense, The Omen, The Blair Witch Project, Poltergeist, The Exorcist, The Cell, and Being John Malkovich had a baby? Meet “The Orphanage!” (Fourfour)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
what’s with the Whoopi Goldberg pic?
Jan 18th, 2008
bionic bunny
p0nk,i thought rosie had cleaned up really well! at least we were both going in the same direction!
Jan 18th, 2008
abby
clap… clap… clap… well-done, p0nk!
Jan 18th, 2008
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