Grab a hold of your belts, boys — British girl Britney is back on the market! She told photographers from a rival agency Sunday night that she dumped Adnan Ghalib and filed a restraining order against him, even going as far to say she’s never heard of him in the clip above. In a British accent, of course. The Daily Mail reports

Britney shared news of the alleged restraining order with two paparazzi from X17 whom she invited into her home at 2am on Sunday. Sam Lutfi told the assembled group that he and Britney had filed a request for a restraining order against Ghalib because they want him “out of her life.”

One of the X17 photographers [said]: “Britney asked us to leave the cameras in the car, and she poured some champagne for us. Sam was telling us to not worry about Adnan because they have filed a restraining order against him. We had fun. Britney was funny, very relaxed, dancing a little bit, and she carried her little dog all the time.”

You try talking in a British accent the next time you want out of something and see how far it gets you. I clipped a pedestrian with my car over the weekend after a few drinks and tried telling the cops, “Blimey! This squidgy bugger stepped off right in front of me — seemed a bit potty if you don’t mind my saying so — everything went all sixes and sevens, I skived to my right, and sod’s law, Bob’s your uncle!” before one of them let me have it with the pepper spray. Apparently, the accent only works if you’re famous.