Mad Money Is Mad Shitty
Tags: Katie Holmes, mad money, scientology, Tom Cruise
Despite hitting the talk show circuits all last week — not to mention the free publicity generated by Tom’s insane rantings and Andrew Morton’s contreversial biography — actress Katie “Kate” Holmes’ new movie is officially a box office bomb. According to Page Six
Taking in just $7.7 million over the weekend, Mad Money definitely won’t do much for Katie’s fledgling film career. Not only did her first foray back into acting since 2006’s Thank You for Smoking underperform, but she was widely criticized as the worst part of the film — The New York Times called her “the movie’s weakest link.”
Side note: Katie turned down a role in the next Batman movie to star in this cinematic masterpiece. So we can figure that with “Mad Money” under her belt, Katie’s bright future on the silver screen will include such favorites as “Son-in-Law 2,” “Carrot Top’s Revenge,” and “Battlefield Earth: Uprising.”
Normal McNormalton and wife Normalina heading out for a normal dinner of normalcy:
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bionic bunny
poor katie.
she spent more on cupcakes and pizza for the crew than the movie actually made.
Jan 21st, 2008
Stacey
Hee hee hee! Best title ever.
But hey, give the girl some credit. Crazy internet hype and ridiculously stellar popularity of the first film be damned — that new Batman might end up being a complete turd. Whose to say these things? Not me, and certainly not Katie Holmes.
Jan 21st, 2008
bionic bunny
aye, that be true, stace, that be true!
Jan 21st, 2008
JackSmack
Anything with Queen Lateetha in it is doomed. What a talentless hack.
Jan 21st, 2008
open mouth jones
All I can say is there is something off about her face. It’s not as noticible as, say, the Hilton Wonky Eye, but something is not right up there. Come on, Tom- fix that shit!
Jan 22nd, 2008
p0nk
TCLTC
Jan 22nd, 2008
sonya
Does anybody else think she looks like a Vulcan in that top picture, sans pointy ears?
That’s pretty freaky.
Jan 22nd, 2008
Moreaces
I went to see it this weekend, and can surely say, that money would have been better spend, on a bottle of booze, and a Pizza. It just was not working.
Jan 22nd, 2008
open mouth jones
I’m stunned somebody actually admitted to paying to see that crap fest.
Jan 22nd, 2008
black and white
But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
Jan 23rd, 2008
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