Jan 24, 2008
Name That Celebrity: Old Lady Legs Edition
Tags: name that celebrity
It’s time for another “Name That Celebrity!” Today’s mystery celeb has a set of gams on her that could only be rivaled by forties silver screen siren Rita Hayworth. Not Rita in her heyday, of course. Rita if you dug open her grave twenty years ago and exhumed her corpse and pulled out what’s left of her shins while they still had a good post-mortem bloat going on. That’d be some tough competition, alright! So would Barbara Bush and Rue McClanahan. Find out the geriatric owner of today’s old lady legs after the jump!
It’s Madonna! She’s had a bit of plastic surgery done on her face (see the various black eyes below), but neglected the oh-so-important shin lift.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Exyank
I’m not surprised. Her hands look like those of a zombie, too. And what’s up with those hollow cheeks? Did she get all of her back teeth removed or something?
Jan 24th, 2008
Michaela
Bad Yeeeah! I had my hopes up because I thought we were going to be making snarky fun of some sweet young thing who has legs that appear 20 years older then the rest of them. But in this case, it really was Old Lady Legs. They are still a scary sight to behold though.
Jan 24th, 2008
margaretta
Cheez, I thought it was Mother Teresa
Jan 24th, 2008
p0nk
i was guessing either Clara Pellar or Ruth Buzzy based on the dress.
Jan 24th, 2008
sonya
Looks like a KFC reject.
Jan 24th, 2008
Bev M.
I’m about 10 years older than Madonna and my legs look better than that! Somehow I wonder if all the “training” and “working out” doesn’t end up making you look worse later on!
Jan 24th, 2008
bionic bunny
HAH!
i guessed it!
that, ladies and gentlemen (and rich), is the amazing power of kabbalah water!!
drink up!
Jan 24th, 2008
Poodles, tigers
Yuck yuck. Too funny. Aging gracefully, I see.
Jan 25th, 2008
Melissa Maples
Yay, I finally got one right! I usually get them way wrong.
Jan 25th, 2008
Tine
You guys are all gayelles!
Jan 25th, 2008
Daily Celebrity Gossip
Great blog post, keep it up
Feb 6th, 2008
Mrs. Ritchie
Go have yourself a great big steak you tree hugging gosspip mongers. The reason you are so down on fur is because it reminds you that you are all dirty stinking filthy HAIRY hippies.
Feb 24th, 2008
Rick
She deserves it for not playing home….DETROIT!!!!
Jun 2nd, 2008
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