Angelina Pregnant With Twins

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Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant again — and this time, with twins. According to Star Magazine

Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week. Rumors of pregnancy have swirled since she appeared at the Critics’ Choice awards on January 7 looking considerably healthier than the almost skeletal figure she had become. While Brad drank beer and others at their table downed champagne, she stuck to water. “Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” a second source says. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”

The two extra kids will bring the Jolie-Pitt family up to six children, all aged under seven. They have three adopted children and Shiloh, their daughter, who was born in May 2006.

All they need now is one more kid after the twins, and then Brad and Angie’s “Operation: Snow White” can finally be set into motion. The children will all be assigned their slave names — Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy and Sneezy — and start working the diamond mines in Botswana and the Congo for a handsome profit for Brangelina Enterprises. Acquiring the children is the easy part. Teaching them to whistle while they work and wash up before dinner is where you really start running into trouble.

Those pictures from the Critics’ Choice Awards that sparked the pregnancy rumors:

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    I for one have always liked her twins.

  2. abby

    Their slave names were “Bouncy” and “Buttery.” I liked “Honky” and “Squeezey,” but she wasn’t down with those.

  3. p0nk

    ha rich, the twin girls were pretty sweet in Gia and finally hit full stride in Lara Croft.

  4. sonya

    Yeah, eating for three in Ethiopian terms, that is.

  5. p0nk

    looking at the other pics, Brad looks likes his face is bloated – is he the surrogate mom?

  6. RichPort

    The ONLY reason to watch a Jolie movie is that at some pioint, no matter what the plot, her male co-star will be ripping off her shirt. Probably the reson I didn;t see the Daniel Pearl movie, but I bet there was still a shower scene.

  7. Meg

    Yay! Two more kids for her to hate because they were born privileged.

  8. bionic bunny

    so, when they split up, brad gets his, and angie gets the ‘dopted ones?

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