Hannah Montana Hijack Plans Thwarted
Tags: Hannah Montana, hijack, nashville, plane
A douchebag kid hellbent on hijacking a plane and crashing it into a Hannah Montana concert in Louisiana was arrested in Nashville, Tennessee (Woo! Tennessee!) Tuesday night. Fox News reports
The 16-year-old boy was removed from Southwest Airlines Flight 284 Tuesday night by authorities at Nashville International Airport and found with… handcuffs, rope and duct tape in his bag. It has not been determined if the boy was trying to crash the plane… into a “Hannah Montana” concert in Lafayette, Louisiana. The teen is believed to be suicidal.
Bolds said the teen was calm throughout the flight and never made an attempt to hijack the plane but told the FBI after he was apprehended about his original plans to commandeer the aircraft. Authorities searched the teen’s home in California and found a mock cockpit.
“His plan had a low probability of success,” [FBI spokesman] George Bold said.
It’s a real shame. That’s the kind of terrorist movement I could actually get behind. Also anyone willing to purge the airways of “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” and Nickelodeon’s “Drake and Josh.” Justifiable Jihad, baby!
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p0nk
“His plan had a low probability of success,” [FBI spokesman] George Bold said.
Thanks for the reassurance, George. I guess that’s why you get paid the big bucks.
Jan 25th, 2008
Veggi
That would make sense if it was George BUSH speaking of himself.
Jan 25th, 2008
abby
I like that he chose a discount airline for his suicide mission. Even suicidal terrorists like to save big!
Jan 25th, 2008
p0nk
i’m glad today’s teenagers dream big.
Jan 25th, 2008
Joe
How did they no he was up to no good in the first place? That article doesnt really explain why they detained them….
Jan 28th, 2008
Kiki*
I know not everyone loves Hannah but think of all the little girls that would have died too. And the Jonas Brothers were their, I would never be the same if I lost Joeybear to a terrorist attack.
Apr 22nd, 2008
billy ray
Look people this post about the concert and the plane are right i am her dad i saw it and if that kid is reading this he better run because if i find him he is gonna regret he ever tried to kill my baby doll
May 26th, 2008
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