Britney Spears’ Fairy Tale
Tags: Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears
It’s Monday, so thus continues the sisyphean task of mocking Britney Spears. Last week, paparazzi boyfriend Adnan Ghalib gave an exclusive interview to Entertainment Tonight (see Friday’s clip above) to address rumors that he’s been cashing on his relationship with Sad Tits McGillicuddy. He’s got on a face full of makeup and a Brazilian wax on his chin and he sounds just as insane as his idiot girlfriend. Highlights from the portion of the interview that aired Monday included this little gem, via MSNBC
“People don’t like happy in Hollywood,” opined Ghalib. “People don’t want fairy-tale happy endings. I don’t think anybody wants her to be happy. It’s sad but it’s very, very true.”
Oh, yeah — this has the Brothers Grimm written all fucking over it. There’s tons of nipples and exposed genitals and dirty looking guys with trimmed pubes in the classic fairy tales. Just watch “The Little Sperm Maid” and “Skinderella” again. “Booty and the Beast” was practically written for Britney Spears. Belle just needs to make sure and have a British accent and maybe shave herself bald after one of the airtighting scenes. And they lived happily ever after! The End.
Princess Britney out on the town Saturday night:
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
“People don’t like happy in Hollywood,” opined Ghalib. “People don’t want fairy-tale happy endings. I don’t think anybody wants her to be happy. It’s sad but it’s very, very true.”
I think she looks pretty happy to me, fat dumb and happy, isn’t that the way it goes…or is it fat, dumb, whorish and happy? hmmm.
Did Little Spermaid win at Sundance?
Jan 28th, 2008
syd
Cute pants.
Jan 28th, 2008
p0nk
i prefer to call it ‘blissfully ignorant’.
Jan 28th, 2008
abby
No, “Lady and the Tramp: Doggystyle” did. It’s a real tearjerker.
Jan 28th, 2008
bionic bunny
abby-
i seriously doubt its “tears” she’s jerking!
ba-dum-dum!
Jan 28th, 2008
Reply to “Britney Spears’ Fairy Tale”