It was revealed today that Britney Spears’ latest manager and BFF Sam Lufti — who told Barbara Walters this morning that Britney was in the process of seeking treatment for “mental issues” — had three separate restraining orders taken out against him in California before becoming Britney’s constant companion. Danny Haines, one of the people who obtained a court order, told Blender magazine (via Page Six):

Lufti told [me I] should “just kill [my]self” when the friendship soured. Lufti was “more jealous than a lover [and would go to extremes, telling [me I] was a “worthless mother[fucker]” one minute and that he “loved” [me] the next. When Haines eventually cut him off, Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers. He texted and called incessantly and, according to court documents, told Haines he hoped his sister would be “raped to death.” In one e-mail to him, Lufti wrote of Haines’ mother that he hoped “Satan devours her flesh and bones” and he looked forward to the day when he would [piss] on her burial.”

Sounds like one of those rare cases when you’d rather open up the door and see Amy Fischer on your front stoop. Sure, Amy might blow off half of your face at point-blank range, but at least she’d leave your mom and sister out of it. Sam Lufti would sodomize your mailman and urinate on your fifth-grade chorus teacher if thought it would teach you a lesson. The lesson being “I’m a stubby little fruitcake lunatic with something to prove.” Really, if he would just went around introducing himself that way, he could totally save his wiener and his lawyers a little down time.

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