No, really — they do make leotards out of peacock feathers. Ask Kelly Rowland. (MollyGood)

Britney Spears inside a Hustler porn shop! (Websters)

Even three months pregnant, Alessandra Ambrosio still makes the Victoria’s Secret catalog. (Rad Report)

Britney’s wardrobe malfunction, now with exciting 100% nipple additive! (Tasteful Celebs)

Is that Angelina Jolie on your arm, or are you just happy to see me? (City Rag)

Clay Aiken doesn’t like sex with men. Or with women. My guess: strictly sock, baby. (CelebSlam)

Hayden Panettiere tries to save the whales with a appropriately-themed sweatshirt. (NinjaDude)

Act now — Britney, now with third-person ramblings and hysterical breakdowns caught on tape! (popbytes)

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