Lindsay Boozing Again
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, party, rehab
Sobriety keeps eluding Lindsay Lohan, probably because she hits the club scene three nights a week surrounded by the same crowd she kept before rehab. According to Rush and Molloy
The “I Know Who Killed Me” star knocked back “at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn and later snapped at snappers trying to take her picture. Lohan, who checked out of a Utah rehab center in October, downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality “star” Brody Jenner, sources tell us.
“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail,” says a friend, attempting to explain. “People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was.”
No one comments on how “composed” you are when you’re stone cold sober. The only time composure is noticed by your party-going peers is when you’ve had eight martinis and a couple of lines in the bathroom and you can still walk and not slur your words. Then they say stuff like “Man, she’s been drinking like a fucking sailor all night and she hasn’t fallen down yet! Unbelievable!” And then another friend might add “Yeah, but ten bucks says she passes out under that table in fifteen minutes.” And then another would pipe up “I’ll take that bet!” and someone else chimes in with a “Care to make it interesting? Twenty says she gets fucked in the bathroom before she actually blacks out under the table.” “In the ass or the vagina?” “Double or nothin’ she gets it in both!” Then a chorus of laughter and high-fives. Just watch the video of my 21st birthday again and you’ll see that I’m right. Believe me, for the first twelve or so minutes of the party, everybody keeps saying how composed I look. Then they wink and tip back an imaginary bottle and do that tongue-in-cheek thing for blowjobs and mime throwing up. My friends are all a bunch of assholes.
Lindsay out Saturday night:
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nordo
Yeah, and I wonder what or who she put back in the ride there.
Could she look anymore like a retired hooker or what? Morphing into Mary Kate Trolsen?
Jan 29th, 2008
open mouth jones
Shock heard round the world:
Word used to describe Blowhan: COMPOSED.
Jan 29th, 2008
abby
Maybe it was “coke-nosed” and they just misunderstood.
Jan 29th, 2008
p0nk
we should really start a dead pool in here. i can’t see LiLo, Brit, or Amy making it through the year.
Jan 29th, 2008
open mouth jones
I’ll put a fiver on Brit. I know it’s a long time since she suceeded in anything, but, hey, my horse has to come in first SOME TIME.
Jan 29th, 2008
Michaela
I am betting on Amy first, then Britney, then Lilo, but not for a while. Amy is cracking apart every day more and more, and yeah, I am a bitch for predicting it but I suspect there may be an incident with her falling asleep with a lit ciggie in the near future. The flames will spread to her checmically treated hair and that will be all she wrote. Britney I am seeing more of a suicide by police type of standoff. And Lindsay? Well, I just think she is some sort of mutant who has a stronger than average liver. She will gradually shrivel to an even more cheeto type consistency before going out in a massive orgy of waiters and blow. Cheers!
Jan 29th, 2008
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