Tony Romo Is An Asswipe

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After a romantic date at Il Sole Monday night, quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson hit up the “Metal Skool” karaoke night at Key Club in L.A. Us Weekly says

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback [took] the stage. Romo’s pick: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing.” As he belted out the hit, Simpson alternated between kissing him on the cheek, wrapping her arms around him and staring dreamily into his eyes. “He was singing directly to her — and she was on cloud nine,” a witness there told Us.

Wow. The only way that guy gets any douchier is if he single-handedly destroyed the Cowboy’s chance at Superbowl-dom and his last name rhymed with “homo.” Oh, wait…

A couple of drunk Jess climbing into Homo’s SUV and some candids at LAX over the weekend:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. LMAO

    Jessica is hot man…do not care what you say I would change places with Romo in a minute. Go Tony!!!!!!!!

  2. abby

    Yeah, Jessica IS a hot man. Too bad about the penis and all.

  3. p0nk

    if you can’t go to the super bowl, the soup bowl is the next best thing.

  4. bionic bunny

    looks like jess may have been headed for the toilet bowl…

  5. wow

    Check out dude groping boob about half way through. LOL

  6. mm

    jessica is very pretty and tony is hot and all of you guys are just jealous leave them alone and let them be happy.grow up!

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