Britney Hospitalized — Again

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This again. Sigh.

Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist teamed up with her lawyers and “manager” Sam Lufti and phoned the cops as part of their plan to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center on a 51501 hold. Britney reportedly had not slept since last Saturday. TMZ says

Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, “Is something wrong?” She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We’re told Brit told her to “shut the hell up.” She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.

There is now a dogfight between Britney’s family and Sam Lutfi over who will make medical decisions, however, that fight is now put on hold because the judge now makes the call.

Sources tell us… the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed. Last night, it all went down according to plan. And we’re told the plan was so intricate the FAA had cleared airspace in route to the hospital. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney. Over the police radio, she was referred to as “The Package.”

I’m told the cops went with “The Package” because “Beefcake,” “The S.S. Batshit” and “Boils McCrazyton” were just too obvious.

15150 is a section of California’s Welfare and Institutions Code which allows a qualified officer or clinician to involuntarily confine a person deemed a danger to himself, herself, and/or others for up to 72 hours from the time the declaration is written. Not to be confused 5150, the seventh album by Van Halen released in 1986 with Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

No pictures of her gurneyed up just yet, so enjoy this little video of her yesterday going apeshit on Sam in the middle of the road in her British accent.

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  1. She was told she got a golden ticket and was about to get to meet Willie Wonka. Ok, fine, she really wants to stick her face in the chocolate river.

  2. They left a trail of candy corn leading to the ambulance and painted the gurney to look like bacon.

  3. when do we get to see her painted up like a clown with a towel on her head talking about mushrooms?
    it’s impossible to feel sorry for her when she goes to such efforts to shut out people who would help while she empowers the Howard K Sterns in her life.

  4. Britney needs help, no doubt about it. But the police escorts and all of the EMTS is overboard. Seriously, if I lived in CA and MY tax money was being thrown down the ginormous hole that is Britney again, I would be a litle pissed. She is able to walk and talk and summon a freakin cab to take her to whatever inpatient place she wants to go.

  5. Amen, Michaela. Nice to know our tax dollars are real hard at work.
    A few years ago, back when I was poor, and making less than minimum wage tending bar, I applied for food stamps. I didn’t qualify as I made too much. A day later, at the store buying my frikkin TURKEY DOGS and RAMEN NOODLES, I lost my shit when the fat ass in front of me paid for the 2 cart loads of food WITH FOOD STAMPS, then drove away in a motherfuckin Mercedes.
    God bless America, indeed.

  6. I think they told her they were going to the pink wig factory, where she could have all the cheetoes she, wanted, And when she woke up she would be in lane 3 of Rite Aid, where pretty colors would fall from the sky.

  7. This is all her DumbAss Mothers fault!
    She’s the one who FLUNG her into this lifestyle in the first place!

  8. a 51-50 requires an ambulance, because it means a person is a danger to themselves or to others.
    i don’t know why the chopper’s were necessary, but she’ll probably have to pay for them, just like she has to pay for the ambulance.

    and why in the hell would her idiot mother NOT want her in the hospital??????

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