Paris Hilton And Elisha Cuthbert Make Out
Tags: elisha cuthbert, kiss, lesbian, make out, Paris Hilton
Britney Spears has been getting an awful lot of attention lately, so Paris Hilton decided to swing the limelight her way with a fake lesbian make-out session with “House of Wax” co-star Elisha Cuthbert. Page Six says
Revelers at Tenjune in the Meatpacking District Tuesday night spotted Paris making out with “24″ star Elisha Cuthbert. “They were drinking and dancing, and all of suddenly they just started kissing,” said the onlooker who told us the liplock lasted “about a minute.” Cuthbert’s rep denies the story, although several witnesses confirmed they saw the face-suck.
That’s one of those things that sounds sexy until you get up close. Sorry, but those two are just gross. Paris Hilton looks like a combination of the Goon from Popeye and claymation Gumby and Elisha Cuthbert might as well be my seventh grade gym teacher with that haircut. It’s just like that time I rented this flick called “From Pole to Pole” and ended up with a documentary about the Earth’s inconstant magnetic field instead of the penis-fest I was expecting. Needless to say, I won’t be hitting up PBS for porn anymore. That goes double for the Discovery Channel and TLC. “Wild Down Under” my ass.
Paris arriving at the TRL Tuesday and Elisha shopping at Bristol Farms over the weekend:
28 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
There ought to be anti-terrorism laws against Paris Hilton making out with anybody in public.
Jan 31st, 2008
nordo
Funny, but my gym teacher looked like Paris Hilton..hmm.
Jan 31st, 2008
me
Elisha would still be hot if she took off those awful, awful sunglasses.
Jan 31st, 2008
open mouth jones
I highly doubt the juice was worth the squeeze.
Jan 31st, 2008
Veggi
Sounds as appealing as kissing a used condom.
Jan 31st, 2008
RichPort
Elisha Cuthbert would be a lot hotter if she had my applehead in her larynx. And Paris would be hotte if she then snowballed Elisha, or as Paris like to call it, Tuesday night.
Jan 31st, 2008
RichPort
Good lord, I wrote that last post like a spammer, who I metted at milyonairspeller.com…
Jan 31st, 2008
Veggi
RichPort- snowballing came to my mind too when I read this. snowballing. came. snowballing. came. I’m gonna throw up.
PS: I’ll meat yun at milyonairspeller.com I hear you have a blog there. I’ll see if it’s true
Jan 31st, 2008
open mouth jones
[golf claps for rich]
Jan 31st, 2008
am6135
The haircut doesn’t fit her face like for example, Mena Suvari.
Jan 31st, 2008
Veggi
I have an urge to play Frogger.
Jan 31st, 2008
Italian Stallion
I have an urge to wrestle the bald headed champion……..
Jan 31st, 2008
CruisingforCock
Stallion, be careful to not burst the penis warts.
Jan 31st, 2008
Poodles, tigers
I can’t think of anything less interesting or sexy.
Feb 1st, 2008
I H8 Wannabe's
The reason shes a wannabe is that she has done nowt to earn her so called ‘celebrity’ status. Apart from being born with a silver spoon up her arse. Then again thats the only part of her we ever see is her arse but then again who can tell the difference from her arse and her face.
Feb 14th, 2008
hartlee
these storys are just sad
im 14 and im a massive elisha fan. i will do anything to get in contact with her and meet the most beautiful woman on the planet.
and these storys are just a load of bull.
but no offence to paris i dont want elisha to ruin her career and go off with paris.
she is so much better than that
i love you elisha xxxx
Feb 29th, 2008
ghita ionut
daxsd
Mar 22nd, 2008
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Mar 22nd, 2008
ghita ionut
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Mar 22nd, 2008
ghita ionut
esty ce mai draga finta
Mar 22nd, 2008
ghita ionut
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Mar 22nd, 2008
ghita ionut
cred ca mam indragostyt de ctyne
Mar 22nd, 2008
ghita ionut
xdde
Mar 22nd, 2008
ghita ionut
nu ma uita
Mar 22nd, 2008
Ashley
i cannot believe it anyway paris a lesbian omg
Apr 29th, 2008
Ashley
Apr 29th, 2008
Olen Beilman
Sexy video with Paris Hilton online and free
http://paris-hilton-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=86579656&s=y
full video
Oct 5th, 2009
William Ritt
WoW SEX-TAPE with Elisha Cuthbert!!
WebCam video from Hotel here:
http://elisha-cuthbert-sexy.blogspot.com/?id=75117157&s=y
Oct 9th, 2009
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