That’s Mayor Brangelina To You
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, mayor, new orleans, politics
Brad Pitt is reportedly through with acting and gearing up to enter the political arena. Probably because Angelina told him to. The Daily Mail says
Sources in the Democratic Party say he has been approached to run for mayor of New Orleans. His decision to follow into politics would certainly explain the couple’s decision to buy a £2million home in the disaster-hit Louisiana city.
He has hired his own “philanthropic adviser” Trevor Neilsen, who worked for President Clinton’s Washington administration, to boost his humanitarian credentials and set up his own “Make It Right” campaign to build ecohomes in New Orleans’ Ninth Ward.
To think — a marshmallow running the “Chocolate City.” Now that’s unexpected! The hardest thing about that would be deciding which dark-skinned immigrant group got to be the graham cracker crust in your delicious racial metaphor. My pick? The Kurds.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
So now he wants to suck at something else, huh? Those naggers will eat him alive………
Jan 31st, 2008
Veggi
“through with acting and gearing up to enter the political arena”
soooooooooo, there’s a difference….
Jan 31st, 2008
p0nk
Veggi! well done!
i saw mr. & mrs. smith, and i can say, “yes, he’s through acting”
Jan 31st, 2008
oakling
Mmmm. Sweet, melty, flamey diversity.
Jan 31st, 2008
Poodles, tigers
Are mayors allowed to wear hats throughout their workdays and well into the evening?
Feb 1st, 2008
unknown
His idiot mentality is going to be great! Comic relief when the flood disasters come again! Moron! He ain’t no Clint!
Feb 1st, 2008
crystal
Great for the City of New Orleans………………………..when was the last time you know it alls have been here (or ever)? Thank god for people like them.
Feb 2nd, 2008
Reply to “That’s Mayor Brangelina To You”