Pete Wentz Emo Bowl
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, fall out boy, pete wentz
Here’s Pete Wentz sitting in the sidelines with “girlfriend” Ashlee Simpson at the DirecTV Beach Bowl in Scottsdale yesterday. I figured he was just there because the low humidity in Arizona did wonders for his flat ironed hair, but it turns out he was actually there to sing or something. It was awfully brave of him not to bring a parasol or a strand of pearls with him to the game. I guess he could just clutch Ashlee while fanning himself with a lace kerchief or maybe touch penises with the guy sitting next to him when he felt the vapors coming on. Whatever it is that the emos do when they’re not overdosing on Ativan and skulking around in clothing three sizes too small. Namely crying during gym class and adjusting their scarves to look faggier.
1And because he got to wear eye black, which is like eye liner times ten.
Ashlee at her Super Bowl party at Myst on Thursday:
27 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
EMO = ASSHOLE
Feb 1st, 2008
open mouth jones
I wish them both to the ends of the Earth- where hopefully they’ll fall right off…
Feb 1st, 2008
abby
Emo and Homo rhyme. Coincidence?
Feb 1st, 2008
nordo
Fear not Emo, TCLTC may be free real soon
Feb 1st, 2008
p0nk
dammit abby, i wanted to make the eye black/mascara connection and i thought i was in the clear until i saw that little footnote. well done.
Feb 1st, 2008
p0nk
Amy Winehouse has nothing on him.
Feb 1st, 2008
bionic bunny
p0nk, that’s why our abby gets the “big bucks”
Feb 1st, 2008
oakling
He does have a very attractive little… plastic… green… dragon-looking pendant to clutch. It’s how you wean yourself off the pearls.
Feb 1st, 2008
Blabbinit
Who took this pic?
Feb 2nd, 2008
SuzyQ
I just thought Pete hasn’t heard of water-proof mascara yet.
Feb 2nd, 2008
Wow...
Oka…
Uhm
That takes rude to a new level
Like Jesus Christ! What is your problem!
Why would you blog something like this?
Why would some of you comment like that?
Honestly?
All of it is SHIT!
And it shows you people
are the farthest thing from having class!
Feb 3rd, 2008
brittney
wow,it must take someone with no life to go and make fun of another person’s like this.
Feb 3rd, 2008
nikki
you son of a whore.dont you DARE bring in the ativan.thts just disrespectful.have some freakin respect.he’s been through shitt.and here you are makin it worse.you should be ashamed.
Feb 3rd, 2008
Katie
Seriously, what the hell is your problem? Don’t you have better things to do than poke fun at people just because of some stereo-type people have placed on them? It’s people like you that piss me off to no measure. You all need to jut leave Pete the fuck alone! Just because he’s had shit go on in his life that you don’t understand, doesn’t mean he needs all this shit posted about him.
Please, get a life and and next time, blog about something of your level, not as low as this.
Feb 3rd, 2008
mandi
what the fuck. i read a ton of stuff making fun of pete but that even i as a fan will admit is funny. but what you wrote is just stupid. honestly its not funny in the slightest. i mean parasoles and pearls.. could you be a bigger loser?
and shut up about emo kids. you sound bitter and pathetic. get dumped by one because he realized what an unfunny douchebag you were?
Feb 3rd, 2008
Mere
Honestly, can you be any more disrespectful. Pete went through alot of hell in his life and for you to even joke/ criticize his episode with suicide and Ativan is just beyond disrespectful and rude. Your just jealous because someone is out in the world making something of themselves and all you can do is sit on your pathetic little ass and talk shit just cause you’re too lazy to go out and do something with your life. Seriously, you need to reconsider your words before you just go and attack someone like that. Pete has feelings just like everyone else in the world (ooh must be a shocking concept for you huh?) God forbid he ever sees this cause it would not be pretty on your end. And just for the record, I love his hair (wish my hair would go that straight). Take what I’ve said with a grain of salt.
Feb 3rd, 2008
joecoz
pete wentz is an emo, pussy, fag that can’t even od correctly.
Feb 3rd, 2008
sonya
Wow, so are multiple personalities de rigeur with emo kids now?
Feb 3rd, 2008
Helly
Good grief - I smell a school that’s just rung out.
I think everyone just learnt a new word. Disrespectful. Thanks kids!! Now trot along and do something useful. Like buy that man’s awful records.
Feb 4th, 2008
abby
Only a queer would overdose on Ativan. Vicodin and whiskey are where the real men go for suicide.
Feb 4th, 2008
RichPort
Good grief? Just rung out? Learnt? Trot along?
I swear, the English abuse English more than anyone else could ever hope to. I hope you trotters all learnt something today. Good morrow.
Feb 4th, 2008
p0nk
was Club Penguin down over the weekend?
Feb 4th, 2008
Helly
RichPort, you’ll be happy to know I’m not actually (actually) English.
Make it “from the UK” and I’ll strike a deal. Or something.
But my teeth are good.
TROT ON!!
Feb 5th, 2008
uh yeah
pete was actually an all star soccer player in high school
Feb 10th, 2008
julietha wenz
♪[[ho0la]]♪
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♫[[paso]]♫
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☼[[para]]☼
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♥[[dejarte]]♥
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♀[[mi raio0n]]♀
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♂[[me boe]]♂
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◙[[ai pasas]]◙
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Mar 13th, 2008
mariah
pete wentz is soooo emo !!!!!!
pete wentz is soooooooooooooooooooooo HOTT !!!!
ALL EMO BOYS OF HOTT !!!
Jul 28th, 2008
emmmmma
hii
pete is kool even if he is emo
Jun 28th, 2009
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