Britney Gets Robbed
Tags: Britney Spears, jamie spears, psych ward, robbed, sam lutfi
Britney’s little sabbatical at UCLA’s psych ward has officially been extended a full fourteen days, leaving estranged father Jamie Spears in charge of her estate in the interim (Britney’s lawyers will be going to court again today to try to remove him as co-conservator). First on Daddy’s list? Obtaining a restraining order against “manager” Sam Lutfi. Mysteriously, hours before Sam was legally ordered out of Britney’s house, several of her valuables were stolen. According to Us Weekly
The Los Angeles Police Department was called to the Beverly Hills home of Britney Spears Friday after her parents discovered valuable possessions belonging to the singer were missing. Spears’ parents believe that the items were stolen after their daughter was taken to the UCLA Medical Center early Thursday morning.
A bank safe was among the valuables reported missing. The safe contained two cartons of Marlboro Lights, a Louis Vuitton suitcase full of sour cream and a partially-burned Hannah Montana wig and mike stand. Police suspect the culprit is Sam Lutfi, Sam Lutfi or Sam Lutfi, while Britney blames leprechauns and her mother for having slept with them. Further bulletins as events warrant.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
She looks like that trooper that pulled me over for driving naked through Arizona with the top down… fuck public decency laws, I hate tan lines.
Feb 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
I have to agree with Rich. Whenever I watch a porn and see tan lines, I’m like why??? It’s just NOT right that someone paid to show their bits n pieces are incapable of tanning properly. Then again, it’s not right someone who can’t sing should make so much money off shit music.
God, I wish her ill. Yes, even now.
Feb 4th, 2008
Veggi
and now I just visioned britney in a porn. I’m going to go stick my head in the oven now.
Feb 4th, 2008
RichPort
Oh don’t get me wrong… I’d fuck her… twice. She still has killer (lipo-sucked) legs. But I like chicks with low self esteem… and I wouldn’t feel as bad yanking the fake hair out.
Feb 4th, 2008
abby
Low self-esteem is the name of my game. My binging and purging cutting game. It’s hot!
Feb 4th, 2008
RichPort
You forgot head shavin’ and bad dancin’.
Feb 4th, 2008
p0nk
xrist, i still do a spit-take every time i see that pic of brit. classic! you could headline that pic, Britney has Cerebral Palsy and it would be completely believable.
Feb 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
Don’t you love it when they cry? Things squeeze really hard when they sob…
Feb 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
i can imagine abby’s game as a milton/bradley board game. instead of a shoe and an iron, there’s a knife, a razor blade, a syringe, a little spoon….
Feb 5th, 2008
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