Feb 4, 2008
Jessica Alba Sucks
Tags: Jessica Alba, pregnant
Despite Jessica Alba’s gigantic new pregnancy boobs, her film “The Eye” tanked at the box office, taking in only $13 million total over the weekend. By comparison, adult film star Chestica Bulba’s “The Brown Eye” is expected to outperform both “Fantastic Whore: Rise of the Silver Member” and “Good Luck Fuck.” The lesson to be learned from this? There’s no such thing as “too much” anal. Feel free to write that one down.
Jessica at the premiere last Thursday:
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p0nk
it’s too bad she has the Herp, she might have actually had some star-power in pr0n.
Feb 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
Wasn’t she the one who mocked Mexicans for crapping out babies non stop? And something about having star power to launch a movie with just her acting skills…(Nuthin to do at all with those hooters, I’m sure.)
HHHMMM, there is something in the air…is it HYPOCRICY?
Feb 4th, 2008
RichPort
Give Paris her bra back.
Feb 4th, 2008
abby
You can also never have too much “pirate” in a movie. It’s long been known in Hollywood that anal + pirates = cinematic gold. “Thar She Blows” and “Blackbeard’s Booty” come to mind. Also “Suck the Plank.”
Feb 4th, 2008
Herman B
that just goes to show that most of you little girls are thinking with your t-what’s. give me my belt, i’ll calm your little butts down all right.
i’ll eat you up like finger food, and pop your little t-what like a zit.
Feb 5th, 2008
bionic bunny
jonesy, i thought she was supposed to be part mexican— wasn’t it that and her ass that was getting her work? or was that someone else?
Feb 5th, 2008
k
she is horrible now…unfortunately what happened
Mar 3rd, 2008
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