Feb 4, 2008

Paula Abdul Performs Live At Super Bowl XLII

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Paula Abdul lipsynched her new single “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” in a pre-recorded segment for the Super Bowl XLII pre-game show last night. You were probably too busy scarfing hot wings and pounding beer to notice, but there’s not a single close-up of Paula in the entire 3 minute 25 second clip. Also, somewhere in the mix of back-up dancers is a fat chick. She shows up around the 1:22 mark behind and to the left of Paula on the screen. Looks like we weren’t the only ones pounding beer and chicken wings before the show, if you know what I mean! Wide angles and wide bottoms must be the secret formula for passing off mad cows as a pop stars. Britney might want to start taking notes.

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jonesNo Gravatar

    Some producer actually thought that shit through… No one wants to see a close up Paula on HD. See pounding beer and chicken wing reference, unfortunate side effects may have occured elsewise.
    In other news:
    My god it’s too early to be up and looking at Paula Abdul.

    Feb 4th, 2008

  2. RichPortNo Gravatar

    This stupid bitch can never again call someone’s performance at Idol karaoke. That was the kind of shit they always slam. She would have never made it to Hollywood. Britney could have made that song and been a lot more interesting chubbily prancing onstage in a bi-polar and dyspeptic stupor… actually, that song was probably passed up by both Madonna and Cher… sad, just sad.

    Feb 4th, 2008

  3. nordoNo Gravatar

    My head is pounding and my teeth hurt trying to hear a voice in that melange of crap. It’s the geriatric Brit Brit, batshit and all.

    Feb 4th, 2008

  4. abbyNo Gravatar

    I liked her little derby hat. And the way she tossed it into the crowd! So unexpected and original. Just like her vocals.

    Feb 4th, 2008

  5. martinNo Gravatar

    ya’ll do not know what your talking about. so what i f she was lip syncing. who cares. fms. abdul is hot. she was hot in the 80’s and 90’s. and she is still hot today. all singers at one time have lip syniced. the y did it on american bandstand, ed sulliven and the y prbaboy so it today. i would give my right arm to beable to meet her in person. keep going paula. a very big fan

    Feb 4th, 2008

  6. martinNo Gravatar

    paul abdul rocks she still has it

    Feb 5th, 2008

  7. bionic bunnyNo Gravatar

    by big fan, i believe martin means he resembles jabba the hut and lives in his mother’s basement lip syncing to richard simmon’s “sweatin’ to the oldies”.

    no way would i subject myself to that show. i was too busy repairing storm damage in the rain in 40 degree weather. less painful, and much more entertaining.

    Feb 5th, 2008

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