Feb 4, 2008
Quickies: Gone With The Wind
Tags: Quickies
You can almost make out the fetus through Halle Berry’s see-through shirt. (CelebNewsWire)
Heidi Montag’s new video sucks with the intensity of a thousand Hoovers. (Jossip)
Veiny McManEmasculator will never know the joys of internet porn. (Webster’s)
Rose McGowan goes red, and it’s firecrotch hot. (Celebrity Smack)
Tom Cruise acquires the male Hermès Birkin bag! (Ayyyy!)
Sarah Silverman’s fucking Matt Damon! (Seriously? OMG)
“I’s the foreman on Tara! I sez when it’s quittin’ time!” Now you try! (Best Week Ever)
Lindsay Lohan does next month’s British Glamour. (popcrunch)
Britney’s father maintains control of her estate. Also the nacho cheese fountain. (ICYDK)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
TCLTC
Feb 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
you know TC just HAD to have the shiniest, newest, most fantastico hunk of vibrating metal between his legs.
and what p0nk said.
Feb 5th, 2008
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