Paris Hilton Likes Facials
Tags: marilyn monroe, Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton showed up to the LA premiere of her new film “The Hottie And The Nottie” yesterday a lovely shade of tangerine and in a blatant rip-off the gown worn by Marilyn Monore in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.” She talked about her role in the move and how “hottie and nottiness” played into her everyday life. Daily Mail quotes her as saying:
“I think we’re humans. All girls feel like a ‘nottie’ some days—like someone who isn’t turning heads. That’s just part of life. I just get a facial… to [get] back into ‘hottie’-ness.”
Oh, I bet she gets a facial. I’m sure that nothing makes Paris Hilton feel prettier than a big load to the face. Except for maybe a Mexican Avalanche or the Beverly Hills Whiffer. Hear that, Stavros, Jared, Travis, Vincent, Tom, Nick, Rick, Deryck, Elijah, Brandon, and various others? Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! Now you’ll know exactly what to get for the girl who has everything. Just make sure you’re near a flight of stairs when it’s time for your “present.”
At the premiere:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
jesus, maria, & jose! wtf happened to her lips?! either she did a face plant in a beehive or jenna jamison has been renting her duck lips out. first pammy, now paris.
Feb 5th, 2008
sonya
“I think we’re humans…”?
No shit Sherlock.
Feb 5th, 2008
Veggi
She’s lucky. She doesn’t have to turn her head to check shit out.
Feb 5th, 2008
abby
The research I did to come up with the terms “Mexican Avalance” and “Beverly Hills Whiffer” have changed me forever. People are goddamn disgusting.
Feb 5th, 2008
bionic bunny
thanks for taking the bullet for the rest of us, abby!
Feb 5th, 2008
nordo
You’re a real trooper Abby
Feb 5th, 2008
Mr.Poop
lmao gotdayum she’s one ugly ass bitch. Who the fuck keeps hiring this loser?
Feb 7th, 2008
foxy_chick
oh god… the beverly hills whiffer is disgusting…lol
Feb 14th, 2008
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