Sean Penn and James Franco indulge in a little shirtless man-hugging. (MollyGood)

Joss Stone is a fucking genius. (Websters)

Rachel Zoe irons out her raisin face with the help of Botox. (Pretty Boring)

Tyra Banks is tippin’ the scales again. (Tasteful Celebs)

Every wondered what you’d get if you mated Jim Carrey with a breeding sow? I’m not talking about Jenny McCarthy, either! (CityRag)

The Kardashians run up a $120,000 bill on Brandy’s mom’s credit card. (Evil Beet)

Matthew McConaughey can’t wait to bring the baby home to the trailer park. (Socialite Life)

To prove she’s really an adult capable of making her own decisions, Jamie Lynn’s running away from her mommy! (Wizbang Pop!)

The Spice Girls cancel the rest of their tour! Gay men everywhere are crushed. (CelebSlam)

Amy Smart and Rose McGowan do Fashion Week in New York. (UseMyComputer)

Hannah Montana real time review — and it’s 3 freakin’ D, baby! (Pajiba)