Tyra Banks Hates Pants
Tags: pants, show clips, Tyra Banks
I’m not sure what’s going on here, because I refused to watch the clip with the sound on. Best I can tell, Tyra Banks pulls her pants off and screams “Woo!” a lot while the audience explodes into thunderous applause. Thunderous being the operative word here. It probably has something to do with easing her unbearable inner thigh chafing or switching to an elastic waistband because it’s almost lunchtime. Anyway, everyone else in the front row immediately follows suit — probably because they don’t want to be swabbed in gravy and eaten — and then there’s more obligatory clapping and wooing and a couple of nervous sideways glances at each other. It’s like a giant Weight Watchers meeting, only with less pants and more fear-motivated enthusiasm. The Tyra Banks Show just keeps raising the bar for daytime television!
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
Tyra Banks is a no good DingBat Negro Idiot!
Feb 6th, 2008
Andoy
wtf? for a new pair of pants, you are gonna rip your pants on national tv , no make that whole wide world?
Feb 6th, 2008
nordo
It’s the synthetic nylon from her whore-head wig seeping into her craninum where there is plenty of room
Feb 6th, 2008
RichPort
She makes me happy in my special place.
Feb 6th, 2008
open mouth jones
She hates her pants, I hate her guts, so I guess we’re about even.
Feb 6th, 2008
SuzyQ
I will not, can not click that link
Even though I suck teh dink.
Feb 6th, 2008
me
She would not could not keep on her pants,
she ripped them off and began to dance,
Her hips are huge just like her head,
Christ how I wish that she were dead!
Feb 6th, 2008
-Dontwant
[...] Tyra Banks doesn’t like pants - Yeeeah! [...]
Feb 6th, 2008
Butch
SO WHAT!!??
Feb 6th, 2008
Italian Stallion
I wonder if she gets her drugs from Paula Abdul?
Feb 6th, 2008
bionic bunny
she hates these pants!
points for reference…
Feb 6th, 2008
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
Tyra Banks is cuckoo…and you were right her thighs are huge like her forehead and she did scream woo
Feb 6th, 2008
oakling
Didn’t she just burn her bra, too? This is the slowest-moving striptease I have EVER seen.
Feb 16th, 2008
Big R
What’s all the fuss? She and a bunch of ladies took off their jeans. Huh? That’s important, because? It’s a TV show. So What? Some say she’s fat. Compared to who? Tyra is tall. From that clip, she didn’t look at all fat. I think she looks great. A lovely woman. She’s right. None of our “bid’ness” what she weighs. I’ll go as far as to say she has a very nice bum. Just right. Your hate for her is very telling…
Feb 16th, 2008
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