More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book
Tags: Jennifer Lopez, pregnant
Jennifer Lopez and all three of her chins lumbered down the black carpet last night at the “Night To Benefit Raising Malawi & Unicef” charity gala hosted by Madonna and Gucci at the U.N. headquarters in New York. To be fair, she’s pregnant with twins, but it’s not like she’s supposed to be carrying them in her neck fat. And with all that face paint on, it’s hard to look anywhere else. It’s like Porky Pig had his makeup done by a street gang of Mexican girls. She got the lip liner right, but a tear tattoo on the outside corner of her eye and gel-slicked ponytail with a scrunchie would have really authenticated the look. As would a pair of acid-washed jeans and a switch blade. Jenny from the Block needs to brush up on her chola style before her carnalas in the barrio call her out for being a sell-out buster. From womb to tomb, hynas!
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
She’s probably got a razor blade hidden somewhere in her hair, and will cut a bitch if they come to close.
Feb 7th, 2008
RichPort
She probably ends a lot of sentences with “Shooooot” when perturbed.
Feb 7th, 2008
me
Pregnant womens’ lips alwayd freak me out. They always look like bad lip injections. Bud in j-lo’s case they may actually be bad lip injestions. Who knows.
Feb 7th, 2008
cisco adlers balls
injestions? yeh Jlo is ingesting alot these days… Shrimp, bacon ect. skeletor better watch out or shes gonna be gnawing on his leg thinking its BBQ ribs of something. She looks decent though for carrying twins
Feb 7th, 2008
Anna
Common… give her a break!
“To be fair, she’s pregnant with twins, but it’s not like she’s supposed to be carrying them in her neck fat. ”
That is really mean
She’s pregnant, she cant control where she puts fat
Feb 7th, 2008
Butch
Any woman that outweighs her man by at least 50 plus is a-okay in my book.
Feb 7th, 2008
bionic bunny
good lord, she IS huge! is she giving birth to a volkswagon?
Feb 7th, 2008
sonya
Now she just looks like any common pregnant Hispanic woman.
Other favorite chola phrases:
Oh I know, hah!
That’s so perrrrty!
Feb 7th, 2008
GooGoo
Wow. What a bunch of losers you people are.
Infertile much?
Feb 8th, 2008
johnny bones
gotta love us judgemental assholes. she’s pregnant with twins and the only reason shes out in the public eye is to support a benefit for unicef and we’re here counting her chins up. and i’m here with a beer and taking off of work for no particular reason while she’s able to go to a benefit for nothing even while pregnant.
j
http://www.frattoys.com
Feb 8th, 2008
Anonymous
No. You didn’t. Thanks for perpetuating stupid unattainable ideals, like women shouldn’t get a bit fat when they get pregnant. First and last time I will ever visit this site.
Feb 8th, 2008
Pootie
She is PREGNANT! You people are being assholes for no reason at all! You have to gain weight when you are pregnant to make sure that your baby is healthy. STOP!
Feb 10th, 2008
jenn
See, when you’re racist but at least it’s funny, we’re willing to call it ‘edgy.’ But when you’re racist for the fuck of it and you aren’t even funny, it just makes you look like a giant cunt.
Feb 12th, 2008
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