Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Kidnapping Scare

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt — the superspawn of Angelina and Brad — was a target of a recent kidnapping plot. Her parents reportedly discovered a note pinned to the door of their home that included a picture of the 20-month-old along with an ominous warning. The Daily Mail reports

“Someone got to their doorstep and left a threat against Shiloh. The person included a photo of her, and a note that read, ‘We got this close already.’

[Brad and Angelina] are freaked out. Shiloh has someone protecting her 24-7, and Brad and Angie are trying to avoid taking her out of the house.”

The note was left in early January.

Did the note smell like the Zone diet and insecurity? ‘Cause if it did, I got one guess as to who left it. Jennifer Aniston was reportedly devastated when she found out Angie was knocked up again. Insult to injury, it’s twins. This has got “Lifetime Original Movie” written all freakin’ over it. I’m thinking something along the lines of “Baby Monitor: The Sound of Fear” or “With Kid Gloves: Cradle of Strife.” Running time: 82 minutes. A jilted ex-wife exacts her revenge by kidnapping the other woman’s child. Starring Kristie Swanson as Jennifer Aniston, Yasmeen Bleeth as Angelina Jolie, and Gary Coleman as Zahara Jolie-Pitt.

Angie at Heathrow airport on her way to Iraq:

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    i think brad left the note. he wants angie to pay more attention to the white one.

  2. me

    HAHAHA! That one made my day BB.

  3. sonya

    Or Angie is paying someone to kidnap “The Blob” and get rid of her. Damn privileged, ungrateful child.

  4. open mouth jones

    [grins] I’m so glad the express train to hell will be full of people just like me.

  5. abby

    Brilliant, Bunny!!!

  6. i am really hoping this kidnapping thing is some bullsh@t.

  7. A

    I know a lot of people don’t like Angelina because of the comments she has made about Shiloh and I agree with you on that. As a parent I know this must be extremely scary. If this story is true then you should put yourself in her place and think about how you would feel if this were happening to you. Regardless of what people think of Angie and Brad we are talking about an innocent child!

  8. Popcornridge

    This story has been proven to be so untrue

  9. Cristina

    I think angelina is paying someone to kidnapping her blue eyes doll. She want attention because she feel guilty to be a rat who ate the meat of her neighbor. I hate Angelina because she is anaconda. She is scare that brad feel disgusting about her derty way of being.

  10. Dottie654

    You people make me sick with your racist and bigoted comments. You obviously don’t have kids, or you would have understood what Angie meant when she referred to Shiloh as a ‘blob’. She was referring to the fact that, as a newborn, Shiloh didn’t do much except eat, sleep and poop - just like all newborns. I have always said women should take maternity leave when their kids are 6 months old and become more active and interesting.

    You have to remember, Angie was used to older and more active children when Shiloh was born. She didn’t mean anything nasty when she made the comment. All you have to do is look at pics of the 2 of them and the way they look at each other to know Angie loves Shiloh to pieces.

    I hope she IS having twins this time. I wish there was some way to confirm it. I think they are fantastic parents with a wonderful, ever growing family.

  11. First off,i would like to say that if you ppl had a life of your own,you wouldnt need to judge Brad and Angie’s every move! Get a life!
    Its entirely possible that some crazed fan has left the note! There are some completely crazy ppl out there who would like nothing better than to get that close to celebs,just to get their 15 min.of fame!
    Your comments are both racist,and ignorant!
    Come back when you have received some education!

  12. Gia

    I love how you people defend Brad and Angelina to the death and offer personal information about them as if you’re great friends of theirs. First of all, do you think Brad and Angelina even read these little forums you losers spend your days on? And second, I think you all should go back to work and stop spending so much time on the internet defending and worshipping two people that you don’t even know, let alone don’t know you or care about you. If one of your children ever got sick, do you think Brad or Angelina would come running to your rescue? I don’t think so! Third, while you’re on the internet, look up some good psychiatrists that deal with people who are obsessed with movie stars and have no lives of their own that all they do all day is spend their time defending two people they don’t even know. Really, do you guys have any clue what’s going on in these people’s heads? No, you don’t! You all need some serious help and you have to stop being in denial! And spare me the comments of this is jealousy talking because I’m a very wealthy women who is self employed, owns my own comany and has three houses, one in Italy thank you very much. And no it wasn’t handed to me either. I started from scratch…worked my way from the bottom up. So I know what it’s like to make an honest living and work hard for the money. And I also know what it’s like to have children and raise them all myself and not stay in a hospital in the most expensive lands of France to deliver two babies who looked like any other babies that were born. I don’t know why you people defend Angelina and say she’s one of these down to earth celebrities when her pregnancy cost her I believe 40 million dollars. The average birth costs about 8 thousand. If she was a down to earth celebrity she didn’t need 4 hospital rooms in the posh south of France with tinted windows and preferred meals. She didn’t need helicopters to get her where she needed to go and she doesn’t need nannies. I’d like to know what the Italians did back in the old days that had 10 children and didn’t have nannies. All of their children survived and grew up to build this country we call America. So why don’t all of you people get off of cloud nine, put down the IN TOUCH magazines and understand that Angelina is just another pampered spoiled star like the rest of them.

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