Tyra Banks Poops Her Pants
Tags: fabian basabe, poop, Tyra Banks
A blogger for Paper magazine named Fabian Basabe wrote yesterday that former model turned talk show host Tyra Banks crapped herself at Fashion Week. Now her hatred of pants makes a little more sense, doesn’t it? According to Gawker
Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents [when] a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out [because] Tyra needed to change her clothes… because of an “incident.” Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which made him wonder if it’s happened before. Basabe’s [used] the icky term “messed herself” [several times in his post].
Ooh, that’s hot. Well, maybe not so much “hot” as “warm and steamy and likely to chap.”
Tyra with unsoiled draws at the Jill Stuart fashion show February 4th:
38 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
Stupid JigaBoo bitch is a hunk- O-shit anyway.
Feb 8th, 2008
nordo
Side effect from Alli
Feb 8th, 2008
abby
It’s totally that Alli shit. I’ve heard it turns your colon into a faucet.
Feb 8th, 2008
sonya
Only if you’re eating stuff that’s high in fat–and since I saw a picture of her cramming a Twinkie down her gullet at Fashion Week, well…there you go.
Feb 8th, 2008
me
Oh god, she’s going to make a show about this isn’t she? “I’m big, black, and beautiful and I crap my pants, deal with it!” And the audience goes wild and starts shitting their pants. I can see it now.
Feb 8th, 2008
open mouth jones
Carlos Mencia said every man has shit his pants. EVERY MAN, people! I’m telling you, “she” tucks.
Feb 8th, 2008
Piper J
ANTM…America’s Next Top Model
ANTB..America’s Next Top Pooper
I think she was posing and trying to suck in her gut and the pressure was so extreme she crapped herself…better luck avoiding fatty foods all together, Tyra…then you would not have to take Alli and you would be free of all this SHIT…haha
Feb 8th, 2008
KAT
GOSH DARN, BUT THAT NEWS MADE MY DAY! SELF RIGHTEOUS BEEYOTCH NEEDS PAMPERS!
Feb 8th, 2008
eb
ewwww that is gross!!!!!!!!
who’d do that?
how old is ?
lol how embaressed would yu be!!!
Feb 9th, 2008
MbV93
maybe she had diarrea but attended to the event
Feb 9th, 2008
kato
leave her alone thtts has happend many times to u or many other ppl likeits natural
Feb 9th, 2008
smith
maybe she thought that it was a lil fart coming..
Feb 10th, 2008
Carla
Shittttttttttttt, let that say it all!!!
Feb 11th, 2008
Heather
Maybe she started her period. It happens to all gals once and is a lot more believable.
Feb 12th, 2008
terrie
Maybe she thought like Lit. She thought she farted but she shit!!!
Feb 13th, 2008
Tom
Tyra Banks shadoodied in her drawers! and at Fashion Week in NYC … No Dear, this is a poor example of a Fashion statement…..
Feb 13th, 2008
Tom
I’m having a field day with this!!! So now we know what Tyra thinks of her high dollar panties’ Victoria, the Secret is finally out, so to speak!!!
Feb 13th, 2008
izzi
haha…SHADOOBIE!
Feb 13th, 2008
Tom
This is too funny ! I haven’t laughed this hard in months, I’m about to SHIT my pants…Come on people, join in the fun. Don’t be so shit faced….
Feb 13th, 2008
Fudgebaby
Tyra sits, brokenhearted, shit her pants, her ass cheeks parted!
Feb 14th, 2008
Katie
You guys are terrible. Tyra suffers from an awful, incredibly painful stomach condition which can bring on a sudden and uncontrollable need to go to the bathroom. She probably just couldn’t get there on time due to the crowds. I’m not a huge fan of hers, but nobody should be ridiculed for a painful condition that they can’t control.
Feb 14th, 2008
kRAZYLIKEAFOXX
COME ON PEOPLE WE ALL HAVE HAD THIS HAPPEN AT WHAT EVER AGE. THE SAME SHIT HAS HAPPEN TO ME. TYRA OOPS…. AND GLAD YOU WERE PREPARED TO CONTINUE TO LOOK AS SHIT, HELL, OR WHAT EVER LOVE YA…..
P.S. TYRA TO ALL THE NEGITIVE COMMENTS, KEEP “”"”"banking”"”"”"” baby. Love (a.k.a)Ms Katie
Feb 14th, 2008
shazad
chelsea lately said it like this, ‘how can a person with their head so far up her ass not see that one coming?’ har har har beyatch!!!! you have to be a damn retard to not say something or excuse yourself to go.
Feb 17th, 2008
Tom
Hey TYRA ! Thanks for making Fashion Week the SHITS !
Feb 17th, 2008
Lauren
She sharded her paints. She farted and crapped her pants at the same time. Ha Ha Ha
Feb 17th, 2008
SySnoodlez
OMG! EWWWW! WTF? This is the best thng to happen since Being Bobby Brown. The pooped herself headlines are too much. lol?
Feb 18th, 2008
Bily Druid
Post video
Feb 18th, 2008
Candy-Ice
LEAVE TYRA ALONE!!!! LEAVE TYRA ALONE!!! U’RE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMED FOR U BASTARDS..(sob sob)
damn it! now we’re gonna c sum gay tyra fan on youtube sayin “LEAVE TYRA ALONE!!!!”
Feb 19th, 2008
BKG
OH COME ON EVERYBODY QUIT ACTING LIKE TYRA IS THE FIRST TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT, TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS , CELEBERITY OR NOT, WE ARE ALL HUMAN AND PRONE TO ACCIDENTS. AND FURTHER MORE, TYRA DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE CALLED ALL THESE NAMES. TYRA IF YOU CAN READ THIS MESSAGE, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND CONTINUE TO DO WHAT YOU DO AND LET ME SAY THIS, INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE HATERS OFF, “SHIT THEM HATERS OFF” ,
Feb 24th, 2008
Little Darling
I think she started her period….i really doubt that she shit her pants…
Feb 27th, 2008
LaPatty
This made me whole day! I have laughed so hard at these comments I am crying! I heard about something called “Gee I Crapped My Pants” on SNL, but his is waaayyyy better.
LaPatty
Feb 28th, 2008
sia
no, she takes alli. diet drug that makes you crap your pants.
Apr 27th, 2008
JERSEYKWEEN
LISTEN, I KNOW ITS FUNNY AT FIRST….BUT DAMN PEOPLE LEAVE THIS POOR LADY ALONE!!!!! YA’LL ACT LIKE U NEVER “MESSED” YOURSELVES UP BEFORE…..GET OVER IT AND YOURSELVES FOR THAT MATTER…………
Mar 18th, 2009
DCKathy
How old are you people, anyway? Five? She has a condition called Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Some of you should get it and see how much fun it is. And grow up while you’re at it.
Apr 29th, 2009
cynthia
shut up katie…i dont feel bad for that stupid self richeous bitch…hahahahah she shit her pants, dropped some timber, played the duece, lost at craps…hahahaha funny i never saw her make a show about this??? maybe because she cant make other people look stupider then her in this situation.
Aug 12th, 2009
cynthia
oh ya…let me just go get some IBS…duhhh
Aug 12th, 2009
Hugh G. Rection
A turd drops a turd…
Nov 18th, 2009
jen
I was watching a clip of some show on you tube. And there is a romantic comedy show in Spain where a wealthy charming guy has a problem with finding out which ladies is the right one for him. So after spending much time with the two ladies, he develops a funny method to selects. He requested the two ladies to goes to a restaurant he owed. There he leave for them two glasses of wine and a note telling them to meet him at the mansion within two hrs and he will have his decision ,on which one of them will be the love of his life. The two ladies drank the wines and went into a limo, provided by him of course. The ladies were wondering as to why the driver has taken the long way to get to the mansion.
Within two hrs they made it there. The two ladies had to stay outside of the manor for a while before Mr. Prince charming came out to greet them. The guy talk for a great deal of times , the girls were getting quite nervous, one of them the one in green shirt and black pant, were a bit uncomfortable and had a worried look on her face. The lady in the red and brown seem very relax to see the guy. The guy then announce that he need a woman who would stay with him no matter what and the woman who feel like she need to be inside the mansion instead of out here with him can go. The girl in red was looking confident; however , as for the girl in green and black pant she was looking like she was having some kinds of pain in her stomach and she’s having a hard time standing still as if she needed to use the ladies room. The guy then tell the two ladies that the wine he have them drink at the restaurant was his way of letting destiny help him choose his new bride. One of the glasses was laced with a powerful laxative. That will start to work within two hrs. The lady who choose that glass will not be able to denied her need to stay at the mansion and therefore , won’t be able to leave with him to goes fly off on his plane after this meeting. the lady in red and brown was checking her tummy to see if she was unlucky , then she look over to see her competition holding her side and looking sad and very desperate for a toilet. At this point it’s clear that the lady in red is the winner. As for the lady in green she was shaking with tears down her eyes and this time with one of her hand on the bottom, she tell the guy that she loves him and that there could be a mistake. Upon finishing her sentence she let out a long fart, turns and ran straight for the mansion. She was gasping and moaning all the way there. The winning lady and her guy went to off to the airport and the was the end. It’s so ridiculously funny!!!!
Nov 20th, 2009
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