Tyra Banks Poops Her Pants
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A blogger for Paper magazine named Fabian Basabe wrote yesterday that former model turned talk show host Tyra Banks crapped herself at Fashion Week. Now her hatred of pants makes a little more sense, doesn’t it? According to Gawker
Basabe was filming an interview in the W suite at the tents [when] a whole cadre of people barged in and kicked him out [because] Tyra needed to change her clothes… because of an “incident.” Apparently they had a spare change of clothes all lined up which made him wonder if it’s happened before. Basabe’s [used] the icky term “messed herself” [several times in his post].
Ooh, that’s hot. Well, maybe not so much “hot” as “warm and steamy and likely to chap.”
Tyra with unsoiled draws at the Jill Stuart fashion show February 4th:
41 Comments, Comment or Ping
RebelBoy
Stupid JigaBoo bitch is a hunk- O-shit anyway.
Feb 8th, 2008
nordo
Side effect from Alli
Feb 8th, 2008
abby
It’s totally that Alli shit. I’ve heard it turns your colon into a faucet.
Feb 8th, 2008
sonya
Only if you’re eating stuff that’s high in fat–and since I saw a picture of her cramming a Twinkie down her gullet at Fashion Week, well…there you go.
Feb 8th, 2008
me
Oh god, she’s going to make a show about this isn’t she? “I’m big, black, and beautiful and I crap my pants, deal with it!” And the audience goes wild and starts shitting their pants. I can see it now.
Feb 8th, 2008
open mouth jones
Carlos Mencia said every man has shit his pants. EVERY MAN, people! I’m telling you, “she” tucks.
Feb 8th, 2008
Piper J
ANTM…America’s Next Top Model
ANTB..America’s Next Top Pooper
I think she was posing and trying to suck in her gut and the pressure was so extreme she crapped herself…better luck avoiding fatty foods all together, Tyra…then you would not have to take Alli and you would be free of all this SHIT…haha
Feb 8th, 2008
KAT
GOSH DARN, BUT THAT NEWS MADE MY DAY! SELF RIGHTEOUS BEEYOTCH NEEDS PAMPERS!
Feb 8th, 2008
eb
ewwww that is gross!!!!!!!!
who’d do that?
how old is ?
lol how embaressed would yu be!!!
Feb 9th, 2008
MbV93
maybe she had diarrea but attended to the event
Feb 9th, 2008
kato
leave her alone thtts has happend many times to u or many other ppl likeits natural
Feb 9th, 2008
smith
maybe she thought that it was a lil fart coming..
Feb 10th, 2008
Carla
Shittttttttttttt, let that say it all!!!
Feb 11th, 2008
Heather
Maybe she started her period. It happens to all gals once and is a lot more believable.
Feb 12th, 2008
terrie
Maybe she thought like Lit. She thought she farted but she shit!!!
Feb 13th, 2008
Tom
Tyra Banks shadoodied in her drawers! and at Fashion Week in NYC … No Dear, this is a poor example of a Fashion statement…..
Feb 13th, 2008
Tom
I’m having a field day with this!!! So now we know what Tyra thinks of her high dollar panties’ Victoria, the Secret is finally out, so to speak!!!
Feb 13th, 2008
izzi
haha…SHADOOBIE!
Feb 13th, 2008
Tom
This is too funny ! I haven’t laughed this hard in months, I’m about to SHIT my pants…Come on people, join in the fun. Don’t be so shit faced….
Feb 13th, 2008
Fudgebaby
Tyra sits, brokenhearted, shit her pants, her ass cheeks parted!
Feb 14th, 2008
Katie
You guys are terrible. Tyra suffers from an awful, incredibly painful stomach condition which can bring on a sudden and uncontrollable need to go to the bathroom. She probably just couldn’t get there on time due to the crowds. I’m not a huge fan of hers, but nobody should be ridiculed for a painful condition that they can’t control.
Feb 14th, 2008
kRAZYLIKEAFOXX
COME ON PEOPLE WE ALL HAVE HAD THIS HAPPEN AT WHAT EVER AGE. THE SAME SHIT HAS HAPPEN TO ME. TYRA OOPS…. AND GLAD YOU WERE PREPARED TO CONTINUE TO LOOK AS SHIT, HELL, OR WHAT EVER LOVE YA…..
P.S. TYRA TO ALL THE NEGITIVE COMMENTS, KEEP “”"”"banking”"”"”"” baby. Love (a.k.a)Ms Katie
Feb 14th, 2008
shazad
chelsea lately said it like this, ‘how can a person with their head so far up her ass not see that one coming?’ har har har beyatch!!!! you have to be a damn retard to not say something or excuse yourself to go.
Feb 17th, 2008
Tom
Hey TYRA ! Thanks for making Fashion Week the SHITS !
Feb 17th, 2008
Lauren
She sharded her paints. She farted and crapped her pants at the same time. Ha Ha Ha
Feb 17th, 2008
SySnoodlez
OMG! EWWWW! WTF? This is the best thng to happen since Being Bobby Brown. The pooped herself headlines are too much. lol?
Feb 18th, 2008
Bily Druid
Post video
Feb 18th, 2008
Candy-Ice
LEAVE TYRA ALONE!!!! LEAVE TYRA ALONE!!! U’RE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMED FOR U BASTARDS..(sob sob)
damn it! now we’re gonna c sum gay tyra fan on youtube sayin “LEAVE TYRA ALONE!!!!”
Feb 19th, 2008
BKG
OH COME ON EVERYBODY QUIT ACTING LIKE TYRA IS THE FIRST TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT, TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS , CELEBERITY OR NOT, WE ARE ALL HUMAN AND PRONE TO ACCIDENTS. AND FURTHER MORE, TYRA DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE CALLED ALL THESE NAMES. TYRA IF YOU CAN READ THIS MESSAGE, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND CONTINUE TO DO WHAT YOU DO AND LET ME SAY THIS, INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE HATERS OFF, “SHIT THEM HATERS OFF” ,
Feb 24th, 2008
Little Darling
I think she started her period….i really doubt that she shit her pants…
Feb 27th, 2008
LaPatty
This made me whole day! I have laughed so hard at these comments I am crying! I heard about something called “Gee I Crapped My Pants” on SNL, but his is waaayyyy better.
LaPatty
Feb 28th, 2008
sia
no, she takes alli. diet drug that makes you crap your pants.
Apr 27th, 2008
JERSEYKWEEN
LISTEN, I KNOW ITS FUNNY AT FIRST….BUT DAMN PEOPLE LEAVE THIS POOR LADY ALONE!!!!! YA’LL ACT LIKE U NEVER “MESSED” YOURSELVES UP BEFORE…..GET OVER IT AND YOURSELVES FOR THAT MATTER…………
Mar 18th, 2009
DCKathy
How old are you people, anyway? Five? She has a condition called Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Some of you should get it and see how much fun it is. And grow up while you’re at it.
Apr 29th, 2009
cynthia
shut up katie…i dont feel bad for that stupid self richeous bitch…hahahahah she shit her pants, dropped some timber, played the duece, lost at craps…hahahaha funny i never saw her make a show about this??? maybe because she cant make other people look stupider then her in this situation.
Aug 12th, 2009
cynthia
oh ya…let me just go get some IBS…duhhh
Aug 12th, 2009
Hugh G. Rection
A turd drops a turd…
Nov 18th, 2009
jen
I was watching a clip of some show on you tube. And there is a romantic comedy show in Spain where a wealthy charming guy has a problem with finding out which ladies is the right one for him. So after spending much time with the two ladies, he develops a funny method to selects. He requested the two ladies to goes to a restaurant he owed. There he leave for them two glasses of wine and a note telling them to meet him at the mansion within two hrs and he will have his decision ,on which one of them will be the love of his life. The two ladies drank the wines and went into a limo, provided by him of course. The ladies were wondering as to why the driver has taken the long way to get to the mansion.
Within two hrs they made it there. The two ladies had to stay outside of the manor for a while before Mr. Prince charming came out to greet them. The guy talk for a great deal of times , the girls were getting quite nervous, one of them the one in green shirt and black pant, were a bit uncomfortable and had a worried look on her face. The lady in the red and brown seem very relax to see the guy. The guy then announce that he need a woman who would stay with him no matter what and the woman who feel like she need to be inside the mansion instead of out here with him can go. The girl in red was looking confident; however , as for the girl in green and black pant she was looking like she was having some kinds of pain in her stomach and she’s having a hard time standing still as if she needed to use the ladies room. The guy then tell the two ladies that the wine he have them drink at the restaurant was his way of letting destiny help him choose his new bride. One of the glasses was laced with a powerful laxative. That will start to work within two hrs. The lady who choose that glass will not be able to denied her need to stay at the mansion and therefore , won’t be able to leave with him to goes fly off on his plane after this meeting. the lady in red and brown was checking her tummy to see if she was unlucky , then she look over to see her competition holding her side and looking sad and very desperate for a toilet. At this point it’s clear that the lady in red is the winner. As for the lady in green she was shaking with tears down her eyes and this time with one of her hand on the bottom, she tell the guy that she loves him and that there could be a mistake. Upon finishing her sentence she let out a long fart, turns and ran straight for the mansion. She was gasping and moaning all the way there. The winning lady and her guy went to off to the airport and the was the end. It’s so ridiculously funny!!!!
Nov 20th, 2009
heather
I used to be in the same year at school as Kate Garraway the Fitzharrys School in Abingdon, I was in the same year as her, you would not believe it to look at her but she was not as prim and proper as she is now. I was not one of her friends but I used to share a few classes with her. She was a very gassy girl and was always doing silent farts in class, she would let out long air farts that really stunk never admitting to them but you could tell it was her by the smirk on her face. I was sitting next to her on one occasion and she would spread her knees and you could hear the long his of a ripe fart escape between her legs .She would always nudge you and say that’s going to stink.
On some occasions I would be in the same gym class and whilst changing she would most regularly fart, she always wore close fitting panties and laughed at the hissing sound the farts made through them.
Sometimes the changing room would be filled with a heavy egg smell and Kate was always the first suspect. She seemed to always be full of gas.
This went on right through school she was known as gassy Kate.
I’m sorry if this spoils your view of Kate but when I watch her on the TV it always makes me smile.
Dec 1st, 2009
The tale of the cursed panties
These panties were like the underwear version of Jim Carey green mask, no one knew were they had come from originally they just were , they looked like any regular pair of white lace tanga panties size ten in the label . They were hanging up amongst a long line of other lace panties in lasenza in Oxford Street, waiting to be chosen by some unfortunate innocent women out shopping for new panties.
Her name was Jannessa a 21 year old make up girl for the ITV studios in London, she selected the knickers and went to pay for them at the counter without a second thought she probably bought panties 2-3 times a year, these were sexy but okay for work as just plain white lace tanga.
She got home and chucked them into her panty draw at the top of all her other day to day underwear , closed the drawer and went to watch TV , she finished watching the news and got into bed with her book and dozed off , it was just like any other night .
Jannessa was a makeup girls for some minor celebrities like Kate L, the loose women team and most recently Amanda H FOR THE Brittan’s got talent show. As she worked for a TV station she had to work weekends , as it was Saturday she was doing Amanda H’S make up around 2 for the evening BGT . She like Amanda as she was down to earth and did not have airs and graces and was very lady like. She picked a pair of panties from the drawer and another pair for her overnight case as she would stay at the studio overnight, she put on the panties and a tight pair of leggings and unknown to her she luckily put the panties she bought yesterday in her bag to wear tomorrow.
She arrived at the studio to find Amanda already in the studio and she looked flustered oh Jannessa I’ve forgotten to pack my white knickers and my outfit is a little see through , I’ve packed my red ones by mistake , is there anywhere I can buy a white pair . Oh don’t worry I’ve got a brand new white lace pair I bought yesterday you can have, I will by some more tomorrow, we are about the same size so they should fit fine.
Thanks Jannessa you are a life saver, she sat in front of the mirror and Jannessa started her makeup it was basically an easy job as Amanda was naturally pretty so only needed enough to stop the stage lights showing any imperfections. Amanda then went to her wardrobe for her stage outfit it was a close fitting but not too tight skirt and top , it was not see through but as it was white she could see were the red panties would be a no no . Jannessa went to her bag and gave Amanda the sexy but not unusual looking knickers, thanks Jannessa I will buy you a pair back you little life saver.
Amanda who had showered before getting her makeup done took of her jeans , took of her current panties and put them in a carrier that went into her overnight bag and pulled up the brand new white lace ones , Amanda did not think it but she had a perfect feminine shape , her bum was not too big and not to small and was very firm , even her arsehole was perfectly neat , and her pussy was a peach she pulled the panties up and they fit like a glove caressing her women hood like panties should , she then put on her skirt and top , Even though Amanda was a lady she was well known accidentally flashing her knickers , getting out of cars etc , hence the red knickers being inappropriate could not have bright red knickers on the front of the sun newspaper , at least white would be subtle if the gusset got photographed .
She went to the mirror and checked for panty lines, she also feared these turning up in the sun but all was good just the clean lines of her skirt over her bum. She left the changing room with Jannessa and walked down to the studio as normal to meet with Simon, she was convinced that Simon was lusting after her and she did tease him a little she would flash a little leg or bend over to pick up stuff in front of him, this is where he got the no panties idea as she was so conscious of panty lines it always appeared to him she had no knickers on when she bent etc. He always made some sort of comment about her bum or supposed lack of panties that she was used to it.
She bent confidently to pick up her bag when something strange happened, her knickers tightened perfectly all around the elastic and dug into the flesh of her bum, so when she bent over she had a perfect outline of her knickers showing under the skirt it seemed to happen when she was too committed to stand up. Simon Immediately commented nice to see you wearing panties today Amanda, oh she stood up quickly and was rather embarrassed. I always wear panties she said , Simon replied I’ve never seen you with panty line before you can see the complete outline of your knickers when you bent over , they look to tight .
Don’t be so rude you pervert she joked, her knickers seemed to loosen as soon as she stood up, very weird she thought it was twenty minutes before the start of the show and she decided she needed a to visit the ladies she had the rumblings of a number 2, she went to the toilet upstairs and she did not like having a poo with other people around and the upstairs toilet was always empty. She had twenty minutes so no rush , she we to the first stall and pulled up her skirt to lower her panties she just had her fingers under the elastic when her knickers the gusset, bum, everything tightened severely like magic .
OHH she thought as the back of the knickers disappeared up her arse and the gusset pulled super tight on her fanny, how can this be, she yanked at the top of the panties but they would not budge far too tight to pull down, she tried for five minutes then realized she would have to get back for filming, the poo would have to wait.
She got to the bottom of the stairs and the panties loosened back to normal she bulled the back of the panties out of her deep crack and went to the studio, she was baffled with what had just happened but would have to deal with it later. She could still feel the stirrings of her oncoming poo again and put it to the back of her mind.
The rehearsal was just starting and she took her place with Simon and pearse. She got a wink form Simon and gave him her best cheeky smile, she sat down and the rehearsal started, after around 10 minutes she felt the gusset of her panties tighten against her pussy, and the back of them started to creep up her bum like an invisible hand was tugging them. Incredible thing started to happen the gusset started to rub back and forth over her mound in a gentle motion; although not unpleasant it was not appropriate in public she could feel her pussy moisten and hot sexual warmth blossoming there.
What the hell was happening, she did not believe in magic but what other explanation was there.
After about 2 minutes of rubbing her pussy was gushing and the gusset was soaked felt liked she had wet herself but warmer and slimier, the bad news was she could feel an orgasm on its way.
She concentrated so as not to be obvious she was on the verge of Cumming and carried on with the rehearsal, hopefully she would not have to get up from her seat, Simon being Simon wanted to cop a glance at her panty line again so asked her to go to the stage and talk to the stage hand about the lighting not my job but Simon was the boss I stood up slowly , luckily the knickers were so far up my arse there was no panty line , but the rapidly building orgasm and soaked gusset was a concern , also walking with the back and forth motion of the gusset and the knickers wedged up her arse was hard . They were so tight in her crack that the material was actually going into her bum hole not helping the orgasm from arriving either. She managed to walk to the stage without making it obvious, another worry entered her mind she was needing a poo and panties that tight up her bum might get skidmarkes not good.
She said to Simon that she had drunk to much tea and would use the toilet one more time before going live, he just smiled; she went to the downstairs one due to the time she had, got into the stall and lifted her skirt. The knickers were moving in front of her eyes and she felt the back they were buried deep up her arse crack , she felt the part where her arsehole was and could feel the outside of her arsehole overlapping an inch of the material . She quickly opened the cubical door and bent over in front of the mirror to check for stains none thank god but it looked rude back there, she was being fucked front and back by her own lace panties. She yanked but could not dislodge them, she felt the orgasm getting to the point of no return and sat down panties on the toilet seat and let it cum. She loved orgasms and sex but not at work in this situation , but due to the perfect movement of her knickers over her pussy , the inch of material in her arsehole it was going to be one of the best orgasms she had ever had , it came like a massive tidal wave , she felt her pussy literally squirting cum into her gusset like wee she did get very wet but had never squirted this was like amazing , the first wave died down usually she would get two or three smaller waves then relief , but no she could feel a bigger wave , this one was so intense her vision everything went blurry . It was building to a massive crescendo she felt like she was touching god another hot squirt of cum hit her gusset and the relief it was subsiding to a warm glow.
As if by magic her knickers stopped there rubbing and loosened from her pussy and arsehole enough for her to pull them out of her bum, in the excitement she forgot she needed a poo and pulled down her skirt to get back to the studio. Her knickers gusset was soaked and slimy and she thought she could smell cum, she checked her bum and skirt for stains but all was good she went back to the studio.
Simon said are you okay you look different somehow no I’m fine she said, hiding the fact she had just had a most explosive orgasm in a toilet cubicle.
All was quiet on the western front, the live show had started the audience were in when, she felt her bowels moving again, and then this time her panties tightened and went straight up her bum, but it was the material touching her arsehole that were rubbing now, they were rubbing her tight arsehole and massaging it , not unpleasant but not good in public with an oncoming poo . When she was younger she suffered a bout of constipation and the female doctor had fingered her bum with a gloved hand and massage her arsehole to get the poo to come out , it had worked a treat , this is what her knickers were doing , the oncoming poo was now getting stimulated to exit . To her horror she felt a fart at the exit of her bum hole; it was like a hot bubble. The panties stopped there rubbing and loosened again, but the fart was there and not going away on its own. She did not mind the panty line display but farting in public definitely not. She farted around the house but although mostly all her farts were silent hot air they always smelt like cabbage or eggs. The fart was increasing its pressure on her arsehole by the second and soon she would have to fart without having any choice in the matter.
Then she had a break it was her turn to go back stage in the commercial break and speak to ant and Dec , she got up carefully and walked as naturally as she could , she got behind stage and made an excuse to go into the costume cupboard , she said she had not looked in there and was curios , with a deft hand she went in and as she knew time was very short she yanked her knickers out of her arse , she checked to see if the coast was clear to release the fart when a stage hand came into the room and said Amanda you are on now. Shit she thought I need to fart really bad , she went over to ant and Dec thinking of away to release it in private , to her horror the panties were tightening again but this time they did not go up her arse but done the panty line thing again , she could feel the outline of them showing through her skirt . This was just horror she tried to keep her bum pointed away and had success when her clip on mike fell to the floor, quick quick Amanda the producer said put your mike back on we are short of time, she bent in horror to pick it up, the fart was like an incredible pressure seconds from coming out and she had serious vpl as she bent a stage hand walked behind her and gave her a start she turned and her bum was pointing eight at ant and Dec . Dec being Dec and Ant being Ant said Amanda love the knickers did you put on your younger sisters by mistake, the shock of this opened her arsehole just enough and the fart started to escape it was nearly silent incredibly hot but due to the quantity still audible. It was like 50 seconds of hot air whooshing through her panties and skirt, to Amanda it felt like it was never going to stop, the smell was like egg and very fresh poo. She clapped her hand to her bum and said oh my god. The two boys were gob smacked her was this beautiful, sexy women who was very classy, bending over with serious vpl farting a foul stench. Dec was the first to speak are you okay Amanda, don’t worry we all do it . Amanda said I am so embarrassed please don’t tell anyone especially not Simon. The smell was like someone had taken a poo on the stage it was thick and meaty like farts proceeding a poo are. She finished with the boys and went back to her seat, Ant said to Dec after looking around to see if anyone was looking gosh how erotic was that, the panty line was rude enough but the fart was amazing it was a proper female fart silent like it was being polite as it was coming out of a very sexy arse. I know Dec said Amanda is sexy enough but that just tops it, hope we get to see that again before we die.
End of part one
Jun 24th, 2010
C Bath
may all you haters shit yourselves later!
Nov 20th, 2010
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