Feb 11, 2008
Name That Celebrity: Boat-Size Shoes Edition
Tags: name that celebrity, shoes
Here’s a Name That Celebrity you aren’t likely to get right away, namely because it isn’t Britney Spears, Britney Spears, or Britney Spears. Today’s mystery celebrity boasts a size 11 1/2 shoe. And boy, what a shoe. It’s the kind of shoe that ought to be flung from the foot of a post-op tranny in a fringed satin mini-dress and rhinestone eyelashes doing a high kick as he belts out the chorus to “I Will Survive.” But mostly, it should be on the foot of someone born with balls. It’s not. Find out Big Foot’s true identity after the jump!
It’s Paris Hilton! Here’s the yeti at her pre-birthday party party (her actual birthday is another week away).
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Something is wrong with this picture when it’s not the shoes scaring me, it’s the stockings. Swwet Jesus, I don’t even think the 80’s would admit responsibility for those.
They are quite literally making eyes itch.
Feb 11th, 2008
abby
Strawberry Shortcake’s line of whore hosiery.
Feb 11th, 2008
sonya
Are they scratch n’ sniff? Being on Paris, I think they’d smell like dead fish.
Feb 11th, 2008
Sorceressss
You know what they say; Big feet, big……
Feb 11th, 2008
Gweilo
Happy pre-op Birthday, Paris! I can’t wait to see you flashing your cock as you clamber out of a car.
Feb 11th, 2008
Meg
Gweilo, don’t be silly, she’s getting her giant member removed! Sad thing is I knew the owner of the shoe immediately.
Feb 11th, 2008
nordo
Skank! No contest, knew and could smell it
Feb 12th, 2008
lookwhaticando
That was wayyyy to easy, everyone know that the only thing wider on Paris is her, well, monkey.
Feb 15th, 2008
big foot
How tall is she? Seriously, the taller you are, the bigger your feet are. It’s called proportion. That’s why short women have small feet. There are many, many other things to criticize Paris Hilton about, and focusing on her foot size (of which she has no control over) is petty. Saying only someone with testicles should have feet that big is mean. Tall women have bigger feet, just like they have longer arms and legs. Duh!
Feb 16th, 2008
oakling
Do tall women also have less dress sense? Maybe there’s reason to her madness yet!
Feb 16th, 2008
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