Quickies: Stuff Your Sorries In A Sack

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Hey guys –

Sorry about the lack of posting today. I’m also sorry in advance for the lack of posting tomorrow and Thursday. I’ve had a family emergency crop up, much like a case of genital warts on the labia of Paris Hilton, except Valtrex can’t fix it. I’ll be back in full swing on Friday, but in the meantime, visit Yeeeah! alum Stacey over at Websters Is My Bitch for all your gossip needs and hit up all of our regulars below for a quick gossip fix. See you Friday!

Big Apple gossip. (CityRag)

Dios mio! (Ayyyy!)

For the all those classic NSFW shots. (Tasteful Celebs)

Because it’s all good in the ‘hood. (MollyGood)

Because kicking the media in the crotch is awesome. (Jossip)

Get your bitch on. (Celebitchy)

Like leering, you dirty bastard? (Bastardly)

Oh, yes you are. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Because “gnarley” is so 1993. (Rad Report)

Great viral videos and top ten lists. (Best Week Ever)

All the celebrity photos you can stomach. (CelebSlam)

If you like to talk smack… (Celebrity Smack)

Unleash your inner critic. (Pajiba)

Meet the Jekyll to your Mr. Hyde. (Evil Beet)

Because I’m just too tired tonight, honey. (Hollywood Headache)

Hit your sweet spot. (Gabsmash)

For the fancy-pants among us. (Socialite Life)

Like boobs? So does this guy. (Egotastic)

For the closet ninja in all of us. (Ninja Dude)

LOL! (Seriously? OMG)

Co-owned by Mr. Skin! (CelebNewsWire)

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    Best of luck Abby.
    I know I’m going to miss the snarkiest bitch in the wide gossip world.

  2. nordo

    Hurry back there’s a hole in my…oh, nevermind

  3. iheartlasagne

    Sorry to hear that, just want to echo open mouth’s sentiment. Good luck!

  4. bionic bunny

    remember, abby, bunnies are magic, so BUNNY KISSES!
    take care!

  5. sonya

    Take care abby! Believe you me, I know ALL ABOUT family drama!

  6. Helly

    Aaaw.

    Well that’s a pisser. What am I gonna do on my lunchbreaks now?!!

    Seriously, all the best.

  7. Hope things are OK, Abby.

  8. Really hoping that things are okay or heading in a positive direction. Take care!

  9. abby

    Thanks, everybody! You guys are the best.

  10. welcome back!

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