Christina Aguilera And Baby Pose In “People”

Feb 15, 2008

Christina Aguilera And Baby Pose In “People”

Tags: Christina Aguilera, max bratman, People Magazine, pregnant

There is something just wrong about seeing “Drrty” singer Christina Aguilera cuddling an infant. It’s like seeing a snake holding hands with a field mouse or Paris Hilton cradling a Bible. It’s just unnatural. Perverse, even. With the big fake tits and platinum blonde hair, Christina looks like she should be standing in for Stormy Daniels in “Cockamamie 4,” not powdering a newborn baby’s bottom. In fact, the only time a chick that skanky looking should even be uttering the word “baby” is if it’s succeeded by “mmm… give it to me, yeah” right before she takes a big load in the face.

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open mouth jones

As if it wasn’t cruel enough to be birthed into that family, (clown makeup wearing mother and a father whose balls are hung up next to the fireplace instead of wall sconces), Mama Christina also is laying her baby down to sleep next to a giant, angry, green, mustachioed moon. I’m fairly certain that a huge and scary decoration is not conducive to a good nights sleep. It’s the kind of thing that’ll scar a kid for years.
The kid is gonna wake up in a couple of years, next to Lindsay Hohan after a night of partying, like, “AAAAAHHHH- OH MY GOD, It’s you! Crazy green faced monster from my nightmares!”

Feb 15th, 2008
abby

That comment plays in perfectly with the succeeding post. Jonesy, we are of the same mind.

Feb 15th, 2008
open mouth jones

High five to me!!!
Trust me, there is nothing more pathetic than giving yourself a high five, as my co-workers just pointed out.

Feb 15th, 2008
sonya

It’s like she’s making bedroom eyes, (or alley eyes, behind the dumpster, more appropriately) while cuddling her baby. It’s a very weird vibe.

Feb 15th, 2008
Gweilo

“OH BABY!” was also shouted at the point of conception.

Feb 15th, 2008
oakling

It’s very telling. Someday that baby is going to be all grown up, looking at this picture and reminiscing about how this is exactly the amount of attention that she always paid to her kid. Holding it to look cute for people, but gazing vacantly bedroom-eyed at the camera.

Feb 16th, 2008
your rude

Wow, Your all very rude people, who are probubly just a little bit concieted and insecure to be happy for people. Yes shes a celebrity but that doesnt mean that in exuberating her happiness she has an ulterior motive Also her boobs are not fake, get it strait idiot, if you knew anything at all you’d know that women actually produce breast milk for the baby and that is why her boobs are big…… so while all of you angry folks are sitting at home busy cussing people out for no need or want of a real life, im sure shes happy, so why dont you take your useless opinions elsewhere, because this world doesnt need nor want to hear them.

Feb 23rd, 2008