You Wouldn’t Like Lindsay When She’s Horny

Feb 15, 2008

You Wouldn’t Like Lindsay When She’s Horny

Tags: Adrian Grenier, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, slut

You already know that Lindsay Lohan gets drilled more often than the Alaskan coastline in the late nineteen-eighties. But what happens when Lindsay doesn’t get her daily requirement of wiener? Rush and Molloy say

Lindsay Lohan was working her charms as she fluttered back and forth between Adrian Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club. LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. “She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan [penis-less].

Then the sound of fabric ripping echoed through the club as Lindsay lumbered to the center of the floor with a vagina bulging three times its normal size. She frantically scoured the room and bellowed “Ho-han horny! Ho-han smash!” before ripping the top from a table so she could mount its base, alternating between angry snarls and whimpers of delight. Unfortunately, by that time most everyone had already run screaming from the building, so nobody got pictures. But they weren’t kidding when they said you don’t want to make Lindsay Lohan horny! Trust me — you wouldn’t like her when she’s horny.

The Bill Bixby Lindsay at a Fendi celebration on Wednesday:

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

me

On the other hand, the people in the club boobs for the boobs and the boobs. Boobs.

Feb 15th, 2008
sonya

Thaaaat was so not a nice visual.

Feb 15th, 2008
open mouth jones

Before I used to look at her and think, used up roast beef twat, but now….Now, I’ll never be able to look at her again without imagining a giant quivering pulsating firecrotch of death. Sort of like Godzilla, but with a much fouler stench.

Feb 15th, 2008
leo has too much class to touch lindsey's a**

Leo has too much class to touch Lindsay’s a**.
Adrian Grenier tried to help Lindsay, but knows now she is lost cause.
Even Kevin Connolly won’t touch Lindsay Lohan with a ten foot pole.
Poor Lindsay should go home to NY and hang at Bea’s with Mary Kate and Joaquin.
She needs a new crowd.

Feb 15th, 2008
oakling

Aww. Everybody loves a good Hulk joke.

Feb 15th, 2008
marius

leo is gay end you are a fucking idiot just like open mouth jones

Feb 16th, 2008
Mr.Poop

such a fuckin waste…bitch could’ve really made herself into a great actress but she went and fucked it all up. fuckin tard indeed.

Feb 16th, 2008
open mouth jones

[waving] HI MARIUS!
Welcome back darling one.

Feb 18th, 2008
marius

HI JACKASS

Feb 18th, 2008
J

Lindsay,

If you are still looking. I will fuck the shit out of you.

Feb 18th, 2008