Jake Dumped Kirsten For Boozing
Tags: Gay, Jake Gyllenhaal, Kirsten Dunst, rehab
Kirsten Dunst’s check-in to rehab last week has been a long time in the making. Friends of the actress say she’s been boozing for years now and even blame drinking for the demise of her relationship with actor Jake Gyllenhaal. According to Us Weekly,
“Jake was turned off by all the partying,” [says] a source. Ironically, regret over the breakup led her to party more – and use cocaine and alcohol. “Whenever the cast and crew were out, she was the center of the group – doing shots and encouraging everyone to drink,” a source on her upcoming movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People told Us. “There was no such thing as ‘just the one’ for her.”
Funny, I always thought it was Kirsten’s vagina that drove Jake away. You know, in that it’s not a penis with testicles or a pool boy’s supple anus.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Stacey
*rubs eyes incredulously*
Abby, did you just pass up a perfectly good Kirsten Dunst joke for a Jake Gyllenhaal is gay joke? Is that really you — and if so, are you feeling okay?
Feb 18th, 2008
oakling
So she drank because he dumped her and he dumped her because she drank? *shakes head* Addicts.
Feb 18th, 2008
Daisy
~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedfriends.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
Feb 18th, 2008
newting
Did I forget to mention that I’m a spammer? I try so hard to sound casual as I name drop my website. I also blow goats and will take a donkey punch from anybody who buys me a drink.
Feb 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
Love how not even the spammers have bothered to comment on Jlo story
Feb 19th, 2008
TiVo Faces
She doesn’t have a vagina, she has an identical set of teeth down there.
Feb 20th, 2008
kitten
^^ Hahahah…. “Vagina Dentata”!
Feb 29th, 2008
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Apr 2nd, 2008
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