Lindsay Lohan Topless In NY

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Lindsay Lohan poses topless and totally-nude-but-artfully-covered in a tribute to Marilyn Monroe in NY magazine this month. This would be totally exciting and newsworthy had I not seen her nipples 2,534 times in the last year alone. I don’t think this skank even owns a bra. Unless it’s to hold back some dude’s balls for maximum penetration or to serve as a chin rest when she’s taking turns gobbling a couple different wieners at once. Form and function, my friends!

LSFW nakedness:

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15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    “Ho-Han HORNY!”

  2. syd

    The absolute unsexiest pictures of her, ever. Yeah, including the barfing pics.

  3. Gweilo

    That first black & white looks like a tribute to Marilyns’ pathologist.

  4. Gingerly

    Hehe. At least she thinks she’s sexy. And only her.

  5. T.

    She has no hips…

  6. I love how if you look at these side by side with Marilyn’s, Lohan looks infinitely older and more haggard even though she’s got 15 years on M. That’s a lot of coke and dick we’re talking about.

  7. Codzilla

    It’s time to let go, Lindsay. Whatever you might have had, it’s gone forever. Hope you’re not as broke as everyone says you are.

  8. Mr.Poop

    gross…

  9. Jessie

    SURE, i just downloaded her hot photos from mixedfriends.com- it is a hot community for black and white people to meet for sharing.

  10. Skank

    She looks like a hooker crackhead that tried to pick me up last week. 21 going on 50…what a shame

  11. spatz

    makes you really appreciate how beautiful Marilyn Monroe was. why would she do this to herself?
    Also, why are her tits so saggy. look at those things they are hitting the floor! is she really 21? if i didn’t know who she was i’d assume she was about 35

  12. open mouth jones

    SURE- lindsay is obsessed with the dick- I mean I just SAW a picture on her profile where she’s gobbling four of ‘em at once! Check out lindzluvsdadick.com

  13. OK so these guys are a either fags or Pussy whipped men that think these insults will have an effect on someone because they want to show there woman how they insulted a picture?

    Or your woman who are so insecure with your own self image or so goddamn fugly you have to put down a picture of a 21 year old.. seriously you got to get a life people.

    Personally I could give a shit about the pictures. but you people with your internet courage safe behind your little keyboards serving up “advice” for people is really starting to make me sick.

    if anyone has a problem I’m NaTaS and live in Plainfield, Indiana. that should be MORE than enough to find me.

    and yeah what the hell I’d fuck her.

  14. RedJam

    AAAARGH, what’s the matter with Lindsay? She’s not at all looking good at these. Is is all because of Money?

  15. Slash

    all u haters are faggots…..her tits are big and lovely

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