Feb 18, 2008
Lindsay Lohan Topless In NY
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, marilyn monroe, ny magazine

Lindsay Lohan poses topless and totally-nude-but-artfully-covered in a tribute to Marilyn Monroe in NY magazine this month. This would be totally exciting and newsworthy had I not seen her nipples 2,534 times in the last year alone. I don’t think this skank even owns a bra. Unless it’s to hold back some dude’s balls for maximum penetration or to serve as a chin rest when she’s taking turns gobbling a couple different wieners at once. Form and function, my friends!
LSFW nakedness:

15 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
“Ho-Han HORNY!”
Feb 18th, 2008
syd
The absolute unsexiest pictures of her, ever. Yeah, including the barfing pics.
Feb 18th, 2008
Gweilo
That first black & white looks like a tribute to Marilyns’ pathologist.
Feb 18th, 2008
Gingerly
Hehe. At least she thinks she’s sexy. And only her.
Feb 18th, 2008
T.
She has no hips…
Feb 18th, 2008
Stacey
I love how if you look at these side by side with Marilyn’s, Lohan looks infinitely older and more haggard even though she’s got 15 years on M. That’s a lot of coke and dick we’re talking about.
Feb 18th, 2008
Codzilla
It’s time to let go, Lindsay. Whatever you might have had, it’s gone forever. Hope you’re not as broke as everyone says you are.
Feb 18th, 2008
Mr.Poop
gross…
Feb 18th, 2008
Jessie
SURE, i just downloaded her hot photos from mixedfriends.com- it is a hot community for black and white people to meet for sharing.
Feb 18th, 2008
Skank
She looks like a hooker crackhead that tried to pick me up last week. 21 going on 50…what a shame
Feb 19th, 2008
spatz
makes you really appreciate how beautiful Marilyn Monroe was. why would she do this to herself?
Also, why are her tits so saggy. look at those things they are hitting the floor! is she really 21? if i didn’t know who she was i’d assume she was about 35
Feb 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
SURE- lindsay is obsessed with the dick- I mean I just SAW a picture on her profile where she’s gobbling four of ‘em at once! Check out lindzluvsdadick.com
Feb 19th, 2008
NaTaS
OK so these guys are a either fags or Pussy whipped men that think these insults will have an effect on someone because they want to show there woman how they insulted a picture?
Or your woman who are so insecure with your own self image or so goddamn fugly you have to put down a picture of a 21 year old.. seriously you got to get a life people.
Personally I could give a shit about the pictures. but you people with your internet courage safe behind your little keyboards serving up “advice” for people is really starting to make me sick.
if anyone has a problem I’m NaTaS and live in Plainfield, Indiana. that should be MORE than enough to find me.
and yeah what the hell I’d fuck her.
Feb 22nd, 2008
RedJam
AAAARGH, what’s the matter with Lindsay? She’s not at all looking good at these. Is is all because of Money?
Feb 24th, 2008
Slash
all u haters are faggots…..her tits are big and lovely
Mar 8th, 2008
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