Quickies: Gutterballs
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Russell Crowe incredibly fat direct quote: “Get in mah bel-lah!” (Websters)
Dolce & Gabbana pimp out Matthew “Stinky Pete” McConaughey as the face of their new men’s cologne. (MollyGood)
Finally, a romantic comedy that even the jaded can stomach. Bonus: it doesn’t star Meg fucking Ryan or Julia Roberts. (Pajiba)
Eva Longoria’s on vacation, and you know what that means: bikinis, bikinis, and more bikinis! (CelebSlam)
See how much better the real Marilyn Monroe did that Lindsay Lohan naked NY photo shoot. (Celebrity Smack)
Blake Fielder-Civil overdoses in prison… again. (Celebitchy)
Mariah Carey math: naked + hat = ? (Ayyyy!)
That Pamela Anderson/Denise Richards threesome you’ve been fantasizing about can finally be yours! (The Blemish)
Three guesses as to where Kim Kardashian sticks that pool cue next. Hint: it’s not on the pool table. (The Grumpiest)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jessie
~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club mixedfriends.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
Feb 18th, 2008
RichPort
Time to off myself… Lohan’s boobage has my zipper enduring the wrath of my raging erection… what can I say… my pecker has no brain of his own… no ability to rationalize… a real bonehead, if you will…
Feb 19th, 2008
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