Pink’s Marriage Is Over
Tags: carey hart, infidelity, lesbian, pink
Long plagued by rumors of Carey Hart’s infidelity, it seems that singer Pink’s marriage is officially over. People Magazine says
The marriage of pop singer Pink and her husband of two years, motocross racer and former The Surreal Life star Carey Hart, has ended. “Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”
The marriage was doomed from the start. To the best of my knowledge, Carey Hart has never had a vagina. And despite his best efforts to acquire it from other women while he was still married, he will never ever have a vagina. He was stuck with a penis, which, frankly, only serves to get in the way of having a vagina. I’m sure you can see how this union was destined for utter failure from the beginning.
Pink at Entertainment Weekly’s 50th Grammys after party last week:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Carey was jealous because Pink’s dick was bigger than his.
Feb 19th, 2008
abby
Ah, penis envy! How many marriages must you destroy?
Feb 19th, 2008
syd
Reggie Bush wishes he had legs like that.
Feb 19th, 2008
open mouth jones
Shit syd, Reggie Jones wishes he was hung like that.
Feb 19th, 2008
me
Wow, six pictures of Pink, and in none of them is she giving the sign of the devil or sticking her tongue out like she’s all extreme and stuff. Maybe this divorce has changed her.
Feb 19th, 2008
abby
She looks like she smells like flannel and patchouli.
Feb 19th, 2008
nordo
Smells like softball
Feb 19th, 2008
Amy Dudgeon
what is the problem with you women who can’t bear to see a strong sister?
Pink is her own person, and she’s got more talent and focus than virtually all of today’s chart-topping female pop tarts put together.
Your own lives must be plenty boring, if you feel the need to define and pigeon-hole a woman who expresses her personality and libido unrestrained, wherever it takes her.
In your dreams — that’s what I have to say to those of you questioning her sex appeal. Put up some pics of your own recent conquests side-by-side hers, that should give you a reality check.
and ‘bi’ the way, you can do a lot worse than flannel and patchouli (I don’t doubt you have). Give it a try some time!
Feb 20th, 2008
open mouth jones
We don’t come here to be all touchy fucking feely, and “I’m alright and you’re alright cause we’re all OK!”.
We come here to rag on bitches.
That’s right; I said BITCHES. And you know what else I say regularly?
Ho, dick licking, whore, hooker, slut, herpes ridden, douche nozzle, donkey sucking, inbred, fat (no, not PHAT) and ass hat.
I don’t say those things because I have a void in my heart which can only be filled with ridicule, but because they don’t let me watch Jerry Springer or COPS in my cube at work, and I need me some stress relief.
God, I hate you self righteous fucks with the passion of a thousand fiery suns.
Feb 20th, 2008
bionic bunny
hey, amy, you forgot to mention she also has more penis than the rest of us gals!
Feb 22nd, 2008
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