Quickies: Jack Be Nimble

Feb 19, 2008

Olivia Munn smokin’ hot in Complex magazine. (Dotspotter)

And speaking of smoking hot, try your hand at Megan Fox in the appropriately titled “Jack” magazine. (Fatback)

Scarlett Johansson is in possession of the frumpiest mom-pants I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. (Websters)

So that’s Celine Dion’s O-face? (CityRag)

Under review: Britney’s beav, or Britney’s flesh-colored panties? (Evil Beet)

Posh’s three-year old boy pops and locks on stage like it’s 1984. (Jossip)

Remember when Ashley Tisdale was on crack and showed her boobs a lot? Yeah, good times. (Bastardly)

The single best thing I’ve read all day. (Wizbang! Pop)

me

Sounds like Nubs gets far better treatment than Iraq POW’s…..that we know of anyway. Maybe pics will surface of Nubs being raped by a US soldier.

Feb 19th, 2008
sonya

Well Nubs wasn’t trying to blow them up with Down’s Syndrome women loaded with explosives. A teeny bit different.

I think Celine Dion is reason enough for nuking Canada.

Feb 19th, 2008
me

Blame Quebec for Celine Dion, not Canada. True Canadians know that Quebec is not part of Canada.

Feb 19th, 2008
oakling

Oh thank god - I thought this said her three-year-old POOPS onstage.

Feb 19th, 2008
AngelBaby

wow…you just now saw those hot Olivia Munn pics?

Feb 20th, 2008
open mouth jones

I will send you $5, newone, if you can get someone, ANYONE from this site to actually go to your stupid fucking website. Olivia is a SHE, not a he, ass mouth.
I hope you die miserable and alone, not to be found for three years, so all that is left is a partially preserved corpse I can donkey punch before throwing it in the everglades for gator bait.

Feb 21st, 2008
bionic bunny

omj, i think there’s a pretty good chance it will die miserable and alone. whether or not you can punch it’s partially preserved corpse, well, we can only hope.
everybody sing it with me:
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM….

Feb 22nd, 2008