Hot Muggle Love
Tags: daniel radcliffe, emma watson, harry potter, hermione granger
Attention all dorks, geeks, and/or virgins living in their mothers’ basements: Harry and Hermione might be dating! Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson spent Valentine’s Day in each other’s arms at The Imperial Arms in West London. Page Six quotes a source as saying:
“They arrived quite late at the pub and sat outside, using each other’s bodies for warmth. Throughout the night, he just kept giggling like a love-struck teen. They seemed totally absorbed in one another’s company… until just before closing time. They then left the pub, heads together and whispering, and headed in the direction of Daniel’s home nearby.”
Boy, that Hermione sure gets around. I thought she was supposed to be Ron’s Weasley’s girl. It’s only a matter of time before video of her tag-teaming Hagrid and a couple of randy centaurs in the Forbidden Forest hits the Wizarding Wireless Network and Warner Brothers drops her like a bad habit.
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open mouth jones
PSSSST! Emma! Harry Potter up there has an uncircumsised wang. And lots of pubes.
So, be careful when you ‘go there’, young’un, no one likes a girl who gags.
Feb 20th, 2008
me
Actually, gagging might help him to think he has more than 3 inches….I hear the guy is all balls.
Feb 20th, 2008
RebelBoy
LUCKY POTTER THAT!
Feb 20th, 2008
oakling
*facepalm* She’s all, “Daniel… my eyes are up here.”
Feb 20th, 2008
abby
What’s the Latin spell for “Close your slutty legs” again?
Feb 20th, 2008
open mouth jones
My latin is VERY rusty, but it’s something like ‘Clodo tuus lupa sphonda’.
I wonder if I bring a stick to work and wave it at my computer while repeating that, if Britney would start wearing panties again…
Wagers?
Feb 20th, 2008
fan
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Reportedly, he has been invited to online talk show this weekend on a big site called (MillMatch.com) or something else. Some of his fans have gotten together there with waiting for him. Who knows his screen name on that site?
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Feb 20th, 2008
marius
YOUR BRAIN IS VERY RUSTY MR JONES
Feb 21st, 2008
Me
Looking at his face, he doesn’t care where her eyes are
Mar 24th, 2008
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