Hot Muggle Love

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Attention all dorks, geeks, and/or virgins living in their mothers’ basements: Harry and Hermione might be dating! Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson spent Valentine’s Day in each other’s arms at The Imperial Arms in West London. Page Six quotes a source as saying:

“They arrived quite late at the pub and sat outside, using each other’s bodies for warmth. Throughout the night, he just kept giggling like a love-struck teen. They seemed totally absorbed in one another’s company… until just before closing time. They then left the pub, heads together and whispering, and headed in the direction of Daniel’s home nearby.”

Boy, that Hermione sure gets around. I thought she was supposed to be Ron’s Weasley’s girl. It’s only a matter of time before video of her tag-teaming Hagrid and a couple of randy centaurs in the Forbidden Forest hits the Wizarding Wireless Network and Warner Brothers drops her like a bad habit.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    PSSSST! Emma! Harry Potter up there has an uncircumsised wang. And lots of pubes.
    So, be careful when you ‘go there’, young’un, no one likes a girl who gags.

  2. me

    Actually, gagging might help him to think he has more than 3 inches….I hear the guy is all balls.

  3. RebelBoy

    LUCKY POTTER THAT!

  4. *facepalm* She’s all, “Daniel… my eyes are up here.”

  5. abby

    What’s the Latin spell for “Close your slutty legs” again?

  6. open mouth jones

    My latin is VERY rusty, but it’s something like ‘Clodo tuus lupa sphonda’.
    I wonder if I bring a stick to work and wave it at my computer while repeating that, if Britney would start wearing panties again…
    Wagers?

  7. fan

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    Reportedly, he has been invited to online talk show this weekend on a big site called (MillMatch.com) or something else. Some of his fans have gotten together there with waiting for him. Who knows his screen name on that site?
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  8. marius

    YOUR BRAIN IS VERY RUSTY MR JONES

  9. Me

    Looking at his face, he doesn’t care where her eyes are

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