Paris Hilton Banned From The Oscars

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First last year’s Vanity Fair party, and now the Oscars themselves — Paris Hilton has reportedly been banned from attending the most elite awards show in Hollywood. According to Female First

The hotel heiress was devastated after being told she couldn’t attend the prestigious event on Sunday night. [She had already] splashed out £2 million on a designer dress for the ceremony. A source said: “She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars.”

The “hot, salty tears” source then went back to reading aloud from “The Duke and the Preacher’s Virgin Daughter” and “The Quivering Explosion of Hot Man Love” to an audience of overweight middle-aged women standing in line at the Walgreen’s pharmacy.

11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. me

    How about fuck you NEWONE. Does anyone actually visit those shit sites you assholes advertise? Do they exist? Who cares? All good questions.

  2. sonya

    I bet her eyes weren’t the only body part that was weeping.

  3. open mouth jones

    Aaaah, she cried! Hot, salty tears!
    Was it like that time she want to jail screaming and begging for mommy? Cuz I have that on my ipod and can watch it right now so I can get an appropriate visual.

  4. Mr.Poop

    lmao idiot

  5. Aerobella

    It’s Clooney and the other A-listers , stars, producers, directors, stage hands, writers.. film editors fed up with the HO_SKANK funky-parasitic fumes and contaminated infestations near them. Always upstaging, flashing her nothingness, begging, causing a scene, whining for a part in any of their projects.

  6. abby

    I also like all the Harlequin terms for doing it, like “thrusted deep into her dewy mound of love pudding” or “sank into the tender folds of her velvety womanhood.”

  7. The Academy had to stop her somehow! They were tired of replacing all the seats she sat in. All those horrid stains!!! Not to mention the smell!!!

  8. bionic bunny

    thanks for that visual, abby.paris, pudding and velveeta. bet i can find all three on “hotmillionares@braindead.com”.
    personally, i like “hot, throbbing manhood”. pulsating is good, too.

  9. POOPSIE

    uh natural, newone??!?!! shes had her nose done and fucked up her NATURALLY BROWN eyes with surgery - thats why her shit is all wonked. Get a life of your own.

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