Feb 21, 2008
I Was Born With Big Gums, Suh
Tags: golden compass, lips, Nicole Kidman, plastic surgery, pregnant
Nicole Kidman showed off a little more than just her baby bump at “The Golden Compass” premiere in Tokyo today. Have a look at those monstrous surgically enhanced lips of hers. Yikes. They’re like damn bloodworms or something. I just want to thread ‘em with a hook and go trolling for flounder or sprinkle them in my little sister’s hair while I videotape it.
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oakling
O holy god. One injection (or whatever this takes) and she went STRAIGHT to Jennifer Coolidge Face.
Feb 21st, 2008
sonya
No, she’s NOT sexy, we’re NOT jealous of her, and NO, she’s not single, and we will NEVER visit your pathetic website, newone.
Feb 21st, 2008
open mouth jones
I wanna know what’s up with her forehead. Seriously, it looks like something is about to burst outta there.
Feb 21st, 2008
Gingerly
Ew. Nasty. Her lips look like the taco in which her demon spawn will come from.
Feb 21st, 2008
me
I have never, not once ever, seen any surgically enhanced lips that have looked anything but horrific and scary. Why do these dumb bitches keep getting them done? I wouldn’t even let her give me a blowjob, I can’t even imagine kissing what appears to be cow livers staples to her face.
Feb 21st, 2008
nordo
My niece had wax lips like that for Halloween that weren’t as big as those suckers
Feb 22nd, 2008
emma
It’s just a bad picture of Nicole. We all take them! Actually, she’s very beautiful in real life, ask keith.
Feb 22nd, 2008
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