Feb 21, 2008
Lindsay Lohan Boring Naked Outtakes
Tags: last sitting, Lindsay Lohan, marilyn monroe, naked, new york magazine, nude
New York magazine released a couple of outtakes from Lindsay Lohan’s now infamous Marilyn Monroe “Last Sitting” recreation, and boy, are they boring. I say “boring” because although still technically naked, there’s not nearly as many nipples as before. Well, kinda, in one, if you strain. And I’m not big into straining. That’s why I use a ladle and balance the carton on my chest when I’m eating ice cream. I find key positioning and wider delivery devices can cut your carton-to-mouth recovery time in half. Believe me, between that, my Hover Round and my Poise pads, I barely ever strain at all.
Boring, loring, snoring:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
That’s funny, I don’t remember Marilyn Monroe being a freckled terror.
Feb 21st, 2008
open mouth jones
I remember Marilyn having more hips than a ten year old boy.
Feb 21st, 2008
abby
I don’t remember wanting to stab Marilyn in the face with a pick-axe.
Feb 21st, 2008
marius
i remember wanting to shoot you in the face
Feb 21st, 2008
katrina
She is TRash.
Feb 22nd, 2008
susan
Does this girl EVER have a good idea???
Feb 22nd, 2008
Skank
Not hot at all!!!!!!!!!!
stick a fork in her she is done!!
Feb 22nd, 2008
Raptoraddict
What is wrong with you people? Are you jealous or just mean? This is a beautiful woman who wanted to pay tribute to one of the most fascinating actresses ever. Take your negative comments with you when you and go surf the porn sites. What a bunch of losers!
Feb 27th, 2008
jiklop
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Mar 20th, 2008
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