Quickies: Grand Slam
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If you’ve never seen Zach Galifinaikas, you’ve never known the true meaning of comedy. (Best Week Ever)
Who wants to be forced to see that dumb cooze from “The View” naked? Apparently, her children. And frequently. (Jossip)
Jessica Alba is now destined to the same many-chinned fate as Jennifer Lopez. (The Blemish)
The sexiest at the British version of the Grammys. (The Grumpiest)
Jessica Simpson is finally a huge movie star! Of course, it’s a place with radioactive rivers and holes in the ground instead of toilets. (Celebitchy)
Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend just out-skanked Tommy Lee in one fell swoop. (CelebSlam)
Amy Winehouse performs at the Brits… but is it a sober performance? The jury is still out. (CelebSmack)
Heidi Klum and Seal are completely fucking insane. (Pretty Boring)
When you hear the words “Lindsay Lohan goes Puerto Rican,” do you automatically assume a) she fucked some Puerto Rican dude; b) she fucked two Puerto Rican dudes; or c) she fucked the entire Colorado Rockies baseball team? (Websters)
Kate Beckinsdale beautiful in Allure magazine. (Egotastic)
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Anonymousse
I suspect those Heidi and Seal photos are from a Carnival celebration in Europe from about two weeks ago… think of it as Europe’s Fat Tuesday celebrations.
Feb 21st, 2008
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