Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape?
Tags: sex tape, vanessa hudgens, zac efron
Disney’s latest whore-in-training Vanessa Hudgens apparently has a Christmas-themed sex tape floating around. Christmas, because Hanukkah and Ramadan are so clichéd. London’s The Sun says
Reportedly the beauty… is sitting underneath a Christmas tree wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong. She says to the camera: “I’ve been a good girl this year.” Then boyfriend Zac Efron appears before nature takes its course.
According to all the Metamucil commercials I’ve seen, “nature takes its course” means “you take a big dump.” So I don’t know what kind of perverse Christmas-themed “Two Girls, One Cup” business Vanessa’s got going on, but I’ll have no part of it, thank you very much. Unless, of course, “nature takes its course” is just code for “Zac sashays in in peep-toe pumps and a rhinestone bustier lip-syncing ‘I’m Your Venus’ on a bearskin rug.” ‘Cause if that’s the case, I’ll take two, please.
Vanessa getting roses on Valentine’s Day:
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
newest
I hate myself and I want to die.
Feb 21st, 2008
abby
Finally, we agree on something, newest!
Feb 21st, 2008
open mouth jones
I bow before the power of all mighty Abby. Strike down those spamming infidels infiltrating our snarky ranks.
Feb 21st, 2008
me
I saw newest’s profile on WheezingCuntSingles.com, it is said by the officals there that newest is unhappy and looking for love.
Feb 21st, 2008
sonya
There’s something wrong when your boyfriend’s eyes might be prettier than yours, and likes to borrow your eyelash curler and tweezers.
Feb 21st, 2008
D
She’s disgusting! I used to think she was cute til I found out she was a whore. Disney should have dumped her azz. She’s no role model to kids but then again neither is Jamie Lyn Spears and she still has her show. Morality in America is going down the tubes.
Feb 22nd, 2008
caleb
ur hot
Feb 22nd, 2008
pussy licker
your tits are really nice!!!!!!&& they r deff perky!!!!&& pussy is really hairy!!!!!&& i’m want to braid it with my tongue!!!!!!
Feb 22nd, 2008
shut up
you people r so immiture i am sure this is just ANOTHER RUMOR going around
Feb 23rd, 2008
vanessa hudgens fucker
jaja wtf.. i fucked vanessa hudgens last month.. she no good.. dam what a hairy pussy
Feb 24th, 2008
vanessa hudgens and zac efron fucker
shit i found out that she shaved her hairy pussy!!.. man im gonna fuck her again.. and zac efron too!! hes got a small dick:P jajaj.. oo and she said i got a big one.. jajaj.. fucking gay ass zac!!
Feb 24th, 2008
Ashaly
i cant belive my eyes
Mar 18th, 2008
stupid
HOE DOM KAN JE ZIJN!!!!!!
Mar 21st, 2008
wowman
From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.
http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php
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There is a video, it was released.
Apr 7th, 2008
Cheska
Yup, I agree. She is a whore in training. She shouldn’t be famous. F**kin’ bitch!!!!! Honestly,
Vanessa should change her name to Vanessa Ban Hudgens and Zac Efron should change his to Shock Apron. HAHAHAHAHAHAHSAH
May 7th, 2008
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