Amy Winehouse Hoards Dirty Underpants
Tags: Amy Winehouse, hotel, hygiene
Since she checked out of rehab two weeks ago, singer Amy Winehouse has been living in a suite at the Riverbank Plaza Hotel in London without ever allowing the staff in to clean. Management finally let themselves in while she was perfoming at the Brits and discovered several thousand dollars worth of damage to the room and mounds of dirty underpants all over the floor. The Sun quotes a staff member of the prestigious hotel as saying:
“It was covered in booze and [cigarette] butts, absolutely disgusting. The bed hadn’t been changed since she arrived and most of the room had been used as an ashtray. There was dirty underwear everywhere and the place smelt. She had taken a mirror off the wall and laid it on the floor. One can only guess what for. The bath had to be scrubbed and unblocked from balls of matted hair. It took three maids two hours to get it in a habitable order.”
She reminds me a lot of Pig Pen from Charlie Brown. Only instead of little stink lines and specks of dirt, there’d be a cloud of syringes and cigarette butts and soiled panties swirling about wherever she went. Someone really ought to take a page from Leviticus and make her wear a bell around her neck and shout “unclean! unclean!” like the lepers back in Bible times. Abject humiliation works like a charm. I know it sure helped my parents with the finer points of potty-training me and my sister. Trust me, it only takes one time of being sent to school in the pants you just crapped with a bell and strict instructions to announce your befoulment to any classmate who came too close for you to never have an accident again. Like my mom always said, if it’s good enough for Moses, it’s damn well good enough for you.
Amy performing Wednesday while the cleaning staff waded through her dirty underpants:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Ebay will sell them
Wanna bid?
Feb 22nd, 2008
open mouth jones
I’m just impressed everytime I don’t see a tampon string coming out the bottom of her dress.
Feb 22nd, 2008
sonya
What? She showers?
Feb 22nd, 2008
abby
She used the tub to dye her beehive, according to the Sun. Yum.
Feb 22nd, 2008
MSat
I feel sick after reading that.
Amy looks like she reeks of meth sweat, male body fluids and 10-day-old cigarette butts, mixed with beer.
Feb 22nd, 2008
Steve
On the vaguely positive side, she doesn’t look as scary strungout skinny as she did last year.
Feb 22nd, 2008
still a fan
I think this is normal for a girl who is kicking some nastier habits(crack). They shouldn’t publicize this shit just to humiliate her. So she has dutty panties pilling up with wads of matted hair in the drain…ok, pretty gross…but she can sing well.
Feb 22nd, 2008
sonya
Yeah, I like to make fast cash by working the corner downtown, I beat my ederly grandmother and make pipe bombs in my spare time, but I make a really delicious Bundt cake, so ya know, that cancels everything else out.
Feb 22nd, 2008
Melissa Maples
It’s odd you should mention this, because every time I see her the first thought that pops into my head is that her crotch probably stinks. Ew ew ew ew ew.
Feb 23rd, 2008
bionic bunny
but on the upside, the fact that they FOUND dirty unders means she may actually be wearing them, unlike OUR favorite pop tarts and celebutards.
maybe there’s hope for her yet?
personally, i have this godawful thought that her wig must smell even worse. kinda like matt mc conaughy (sp?) crossed with a dirty dishmop. euew.
*shudders*
Feb 23rd, 2008
Fandom_Lounge
I’m a huge FAN of Amy Winehuis. If you are too, talk to me at http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_lounge
Everybody is welcome here, even if you like talking about furries and video games.
Feb 23rd, 2008
Nicole
Not particularly on-topic, but dear god, did your mother really do that to you? That’s *awful*. And when I say awful, I mean the kind of awful that can also be called abuse. You’re not meant to remember your potty training at all, let alone have it be probably one of the most scarring moments of your life.
I know I’ve never met the lady, perhaps she deserves a Nobel peace prize, and you were such awful children she had no other resort, but I sincerely hope anyone who would do that to their own toddler accidentally blends off all their fingers in a Cuisinart.
Feb 26th, 2008
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