Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Twins
Tags: Jennifer Lopez, Kirsten Dunst, marc anthony, pregnant
Jennifer “Chins” Lopez finally gave birth this morning to twins — a boy and a girl. According to People Magazine
The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs. “Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” [says] Lopez’s manager.
I bet the nurses promptly doused the twins with tabasco and rolled them in peppercorn so Marc Anthony wouldn’t gobble them down the first chance he got. Trolls don’t care for the muy picante. That’s why you’ll never find any trolls eating Indian people. In fact, the only thing a troll hates more than a spicy baby is a baby covered in Marshmallow Peeps and coconut, which is why Easter is actually one of the most troll-free holidays around. It also explains why you never see Kirsten Dunst swinging an basket full of brightly colored eggs and candy anywhere she goes. You can’t argue with the facts, man.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
nordo
Troll Twins! I love it.
Feb 22nd, 2008
abby
Ashely and Mary-Kate will have to give up their title…
Feb 22nd, 2008
Dragulf
Do they look like tiny skeletors? *shudder*
Feb 22nd, 2008
syd
That accounts for roughly 12 lbs. That leaves about 70 extra on her fat ass.
Feb 22nd, 2008
open mouth jones
Oh god. It’s a sad day when I don’t even have it in me to makwe fun of Chins McSausageFingers.
Feb 22nd, 2008
oakling
I only see one chin there. Maybe a troll ate the other one.
Feb 22nd, 2008
bionic bunny
you forget the magical bunnies, abby. trolls are TERRIFIED of sweet, cute, awesome magical bunnies.
especially ADOPTED bunnies (see how i snuck the plug in there?). why, my house has been troll-free for a solid 8 years or more.
strangely, bunnies also keep in-laws and germophobes away. all in all, quite handy.
Feb 23rd, 2008
u guys suck
U HATERS NEED TO GET A LIFE U WISH UR FACES LOOK LIKED HER FAT ASS I BET THATS BETTER LOOKING THEN U GUYS !!! ASS MUNCHING HATERS…PEOPLE LIKE U PISS ME OFF AND THE PERSON WHO SAID TROLL KIDS ITS OK LIFE WILL BE BETTER 4 U DUMBASS LOOSER LET SEE WHAT UR KIDS LOOK LIKE
Feb 26th, 2008
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