Quickies: Resevoir Dogs

Feb 22, 2008

Ricky Martin does Paul Bunyon. And no, Paul Bunyon isn’t the name of a gay porn star. (MollyGood)

That’s the sound of Lindsay Lohan’s career going straight down the Jack Black crapper. (Defamer)

Celebrity man boobs! (CityRag)

Ugly-off: Meg Ryan vs. Quentin Tarrantino. (Ayyyy!)

Nicole Richie kicks off new motherhood with partying and boozing four nights a week, just like Dr. Spock suggests. (Hollywood Headache)

Heath Ledger’s telling final portrait. (Evil Beet)

Elegantly sexy Charlize Theron can do no wrong. (Websters)

So, it stands to reason that Mel Gibson is actually a homophobe because he hates women. (Pajiba)

Christina Ricci giving the bird has never looked so sexy. (Rad Report)

Is that jizz in George Clooney’s hair, or just just butter popcorn? (ICYDK)

David Bowie attempts to salvage Scarlett Johansson’s new album. (Cube Me)

open mouth jones

Have a fantabulous weekend all.
I’m out to get TRASHED! Yeeeah!
(shitty pun intended. hey, we’re not all as talented as grand master wordsmith abby.)

Feb 22nd, 2008
bionic bunny

good on ye, jonesy. its national margarita day, so go out and drink for your country!!

i have to say, on a serious note:
i love jack black. even when he’s bad, he’s good. i shall pray for him. and hope he doesn’t wind up on millionmatch@eatme or whatever the fuck it is. criminey.

Feb 23rd, 2008
oakling

The real question is, is that jizz on the butter popcorn?

Feb 24th, 2008
Spelling Bee

omg….SPELL CHECK! SPELL CHEEEEEEEEECK!!!! “Resevoir”? How about ReseRvoir? If you’re going to run a webpage at least put some effort into it….

Feb 26th, 2008