Feb 22, 2008

Sex And The City Trailer Is Here

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Are you prepared to get “Carried away” this way May? Yeah, me neither. The official Sex and the City movie trailer finally arrived online today. To be honest, I liked this movie better when it was called “Golden Girls” and aired in syndication on the Lifetime Network. This version has way too many Blanche Deverauxs. It’s like watching those women in television commercials who sit around the table discussing the trouble with their brand-name denture adhesives/irregularity/bone density talking about waxing their beavers and doing anal instead. In New Line’s defense, “cinema gold” and “cinema old” sound a lot alike. Of course, so does “cinema gold” and “enema mold,” but that doesn’t always translate to a box office success, either.

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    Sounds about as riviting as Heidi Montags video.

    Feb 22nd, 2008

  2. abby

    … but with old boobs.

    Feb 22nd, 2008

  3. Gingerly

    Ha. Enema mold.

    Feb 22nd, 2008

  4. bionic bunny

    all i can think of is beef jerky and purging. and i’ve never even watched the show.
    am i close?

    Feb 23rd, 2008

  5. Fandom_Lounge

    I’m a huge FAN of whatever it is your blog is about. If your a fan of something too, then talk to us nice peeps at http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_lounge

    Everybody is welcome here, even if you like talking about furries and video games.

    Feb 23rd, 2008

  6. Fandom_Lounge

    Oops, my last comment went all wanky. Let me fix it.

    I’m a huge FAN of whatever it is your blog is about. If your a fan of something too, then talk to us nice peeps at:
    http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_lounge

    Everybody is welcome here, even if you like talking about furries and video games.

    Feb 23rd, 2008

  7. nordo

    Sags In The City…who cares…just go away and break a hip

    Feb 23rd, 2008

  8. oakling

    HA!!! Golden Girls!
    That stuff really is better when it’s in half-hour segments and, you know, being done on purpose.

    Feb 23rd, 2008

  9. RichPort

    There’s a reason those vapid bitches are still single… actually four old, ugly reasons…

    Feb 25th, 2008

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