Angelina Jolie Confirms Pregnancy
Tags: angelina jolie, Brad Pitt, pregnancy, pregnant
Angelina Jolie officially announced her pregnancy on Saturday without actually officially announcing it by showing up to the Independent Spirit Awards in a skin-tight black dress showcasing a visibly pregnant belly. You know, using your clothes to make a statement can be a very effective way to communicate without using words. Like when you had a monster boner in the seventh grade and the teacher made you go to the board to diagram a sentence, for example. Your pants effectively communicated your love for nominative pronouns and objects of the preposition to the entire class. And then our snickering and pointing effectively communicated our delighted contempt for you. Sometimes words only serve to get in the way.
Angie and Brad at the Awards Saturday in Santa Monica:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Yeeeah is the best grammar humor site on these here Internets and wattnots.
Put that on your essay, and smoke it!
Feb 25th, 2008
RichPort
I dunno… thin as she’s been, that might just be a sandwich bump.
Feb 25th, 2008
abby
I smoked it this morning and got a wicked buzz. Thanks, Slim!
Feb 25th, 2008
nordo
It’s called stating the obvious
Feb 25th, 2008
syd
O/T, but did Brad get dressed in the dark. I know, he’s still yummy. But that jacket with those pants? That’s the best he could do?
Then again, I’ll remind you that I’m from Mississippi. Not a fashion Mecca.
BTW, Abby, I named our newest calf Britney Spears. She’s a wild little thing too. Suits her.
Feb 25th, 2008
sonya
Brad looks like a 70’s Ken doll.
Feb 25th, 2008
open mouth jones
My gramps wears those pants golfing.
He bought them back in 1976, and through the miracle of technology- read RAYON and POLYESTER- they still look as good as they did that first day in Sears so many years ago.
It disturbs me that my Gramps also has that suede jacket.
Why on earth is BRAD FUCKING PITT wearing my Gramps’s clothes?
Why GOD WHY!!! Now who am I going to think about when I’m under my boyfriend and he’s banging away, huh?
DAMN YOU FICKLE FASHION GODS! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!
Feb 25th, 2008
bionic bunny
i was going to say larry from “three’s company”. does that help, jonesy? not really, huh?
oh, god, why are they breeding AGAIN????
Feb 25th, 2008
open mouth jones
Gee thanks bunny. you’re too kind
Now all I’ll be able to think of when I see brad is freaking larry from 3s company. Is he the one with his one ball hanging out of his short shorts in that one episode?
Oh jesus, why did I go there?
Now all I can think of is hairy balls. Fuck.
Feb 26th, 2008
Jesus
Oh GOD! Next, AJ will dye her hair black, get a afro and a deep dark tan! These two are crazy! To Brad, stop trying to look like Robert Redford! “POOR SHILO!”
May 15th, 2008
Jesus
BRAD IS WEARING A RUG!! OMG TOO FUCKIN FUNNY!
May 15th, 2008
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